The Chuck Norris Facts Thread

Alright, I was on vacation last weekend, and a friend of mine had a chuck norris facts T-shirt that was absolutely hilarious. There are thousands upon thousands of these across the net, but I challenge you, BTSers, to come up with your own!

Here are some examples:

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
There is no chin within Chuck Norris' beard, just another fist.
When the Boogey man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

These aren't original, so I won't take credit for them, but see what you can come up with!

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[edit on 12-9-2006 by UK Wizard]

Chuck Norris is:
Hollywoods most wooden male actor.
Unable to feign emotion in any of his ego rich movies.
Overpaid, overated and over the hill.
Couldn't hit a barn door a metre away with a sawn off shotgun.
Has an invisible personality.

Originally posted by anglosaxon
Chuck Norris is:
Hollywoods most wooden male actor.
Unable to feign emotion in any of his ego rich movies.
Overpaid, overated and over the hill.
Couldn't hit a barn door a metre away with a sawn off shotgun.
Has an invisible personality.

I think the point here is missed.

I think the point here is missed.

No! The point is that I have submitted facts and they happen to have a tongue in cheek humour.
Chuck Norris never was nor is a talented actor. The films that catapulted him to (vague description) 'stardom' revolved around a egotistical need to show what a tough guy he is (LOL).
I've submitted my facts, it is you whos has missed the point.

Sadly... No...

This is meant to be more of a fun type of thread, not a chuck norris bashing. Please take your antics elsewhere

Oh, well! No one else seems to be interested in your thread! Maybe no one is interested in the subject matter and quite understandably because he is everything that I've listed in my post.
I've not 'bashed' Chuck Norris I've submitted facts/statements that I deem accurate and pertinent to the man who plays himself very well. He is not a character actor at all nor seems to exude any genuine thespian talent.
Enough said, end of thread!

Come on guys its BTS, chill out and have a beer.

seriously, I was trying have fun with it, thats all!

the website with all those facts on is soo funny, think its some random person had too much spare time on their hands, i always meant to get a t-shirt with a funny quote