if you had super powers.....

this is just a curiosity thread:

If you have super human abilities:

would you even show them off and use them for whatever reason? or would you stay and hide your abilities from the world so the government doesnt try to come after you and experiment on you?

what would you do with such abilities? would you use them for good, or for evil? would you be like superman and work with the law? or batman and be a vigilante and work around it?

and last but not least, if u had powers, what would they be?

So I'm sittin' here doin' some thinkin'. If I had superpowers what would they be.....
I'd like to fly - that way I wouldn't ever have to sit in traffic, and, and, and be like Rubber Man, so I could stretch my arms really long so I can grab a beer from the fridge without having to leave my chair! Man that's good stuff!
Oh, and X-ray vision - that way I could save a load of money 'cause I'd never have to buy a Nudie Magazine again! And with a really good eye laser beam I could heat my pizza up without having to use the Microwave.
Now that's some useful stuff!