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What's the differance between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef.
Little kid on an elevator asked the woman next to him.
Can I smell your feet.
Not knowing wat to think. The woman looked at him and said no.
The litle kid replied. Oh; Then it must be your cooter.
Hope this isn't one I missed.
What's the differance between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef.
Little kid on an elevator asked the woman next to him.
Can I smell your feet.
Not knowing wat to think. The woman looked at him and said no.
The litle kid replied. Oh; Then it must be your cooter.
Q: Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman!
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever!
A: Because she's a woman!
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever!
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