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What Would Conan Say About ATS?

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posted on Aug, 15 2006 @ 06:56 PM
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I have to wonder of just what Conan O'Brien would say about this often times bizzare website? "This just in from the hugely popular website Above Top Secret saying that Atlantis once actually existed over in Antarctica. Yeah, and this is coming from the site that has a time traveler as their official spokesman." All kidding aside, how the hell did those who registered after me get so many damn points anyways? It's just a big emotions-only fest over here as far as I'm concerned and I always keep forgetting to leave my logical speculation point of view at the door. Maybe if we took the collapse of the Soviet Union a little more seriously by not taking what we have, the rich countries that is, for granted, than maybe the future wouldn't have to be so blurry after all!

Now how about the Nazi Olympics coming up in two years and all the rest of the hubris about the so obviously unsustainable behemoth of the last few Communist countries left? What about the great suspicion of a now defunct Japanese economy that once seemed on the verge of conquering the world? The oncoming onslaught of the very real global warming debacle anyone? And don't forget that 1999 of which Nostradamus said would be the beginning of a twenty-seven year war is now in its seventh year with twenty years left to go.

:bnghd:



posted on Aug, 16 2006 @ 11:34 PM
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Yes! 177 points so far and only 823 to go before I get my own personal evil blog.



posted on Aug, 20 2006 @ 03:13 AM
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I don't want to alarm anybody, but I'm currently only 747 points to my number one goal in life.



posted on Aug, 26 2006 @ 04:32 PM
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"Crom count the dead"...oh sorry wrong Conan. I've no idea what he'd say. But I have helped you further along towards your dream, so I rest content.



posted on Aug, 26 2006 @ 09:19 PM
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Thank you for supporting the comedy arts. Much appreciated.



posted on Aug, 27 2006 @ 11:23 AM
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I'm now at the halfway point to my dream of having my very own blog on the great ATS everybody! 513 points: Not bad right for someone who actually gives a darn about what they are posting in this great big glob called the internet? You know what, it simply doesn't matter because I will always have iTunes to help me along the way.



posted on Aug, 27 2006 @ 11:25 AM
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Do a podcast and you'll get 2,500 points per cast.


www.abovetopsecret.com...



posted on Aug, 27 2006 @ 11:27 AM
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Dude just start Pod Casting, and you’ll get 2500 points a pop if you need them ASAP. As for Conan, no idea, but I like his show.

Damn, Lys beat me to it! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[edit on 27-8-2006 by WestPoint23]



posted on Aug, 27 2006 @ 11:34 AM
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I think I just might do that, but only because I'm beginning to feel tired of pretending to be desperate.
Wow that was fun and I'm sorry for everything! I'm sorry for pretending. I'm sorry for making fun of Conan yet again. I'm sorry for posting on the otherwise great ATS. I'm sorry for... Alright, I'll stop wasting everyone's precious time and get on with it already. Until then... (this most stupid emoticon is rediculous because it's hilarious!)




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