What do you want written on your tombstone?

I want mine to read, "I miss you too." And I don't want to be cremated. I want them to use my body for all it's worth. Maybe bury a fingernail or something.

"Quit reading my tombstone."

RANT

Hehehehehe...

Mine will probably read something like "My Name - Buried alive" or something like "If you piss on me, I'll reach out and turn your genital into shred"

But I'm a geek too, so I would also love any of those...

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"I bet him a 100 Dollars. I bet him a 100 dollars he couldnt do it."

"here lies Nic Daw..........and he's bloody annoyed"

It's hard to decide from all the choice possible last remarks. Here's a few finalists though IMO.

1. "See You Soon!" (My favorite)

2. "Should of had a V8"

3. "Elvis says enough already!! Hoffa agrees."

4. "The Wise Die First" Proof you ask?
Well, who paid all the money for my new suit and luxury casket only to bury them forever with a dead guy?

5. "It's all fun and games until it's all done and flames."

[Edited on 22-12-2003 by mOjOm]

I'd rather be mashed up and have the blood given to my friends in glass vials.
If I had a Tombstone it would have a little sign on it saying "Out To Lunch"

[Edited on 22-12-2003 by �any]

m0j0m

It's tough to choose just one, isn't it?

I also like the person who said something like "All dressed up and nowhere to go..."

I would also like soemthing like "Maybe I shouldn't have took my car when my garagist told me he couldn't fix my brakes so he made my horn louder."

Hope this one hasn't been used before....

A musical tombstone that plays the song

If You Don't Know Me By Now

"If you don't know me by now...you will never ever ever know me......"

This is what would be on Bill Gates'

"Illegal Operation Error...Program has been Terminated"

Originally posted by m0rbid
m0j0m

It's tough to choose just one, isn't it?

I also like the person who said something like "All dressed up and nowhere to go..."

I would also like soemthing like "Maybe I shouldn't have took my car when my garagist told me he couldn't fix my brakes so he made my horn louder."

Yes it is hard to decide. My g/f was saying she'd also like to have like a blank stone or something that people could put something on as they came to visit. How I don't know. Plus niether of us want to be burried anyway. I still think my favorite is "See you soon."

i dunno probably something from the simpsons
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DOB- DOD
"Is the poop deck really what i think it is?"

"buried with everything he loved .... himself"

"if needed call John Edwards"

"I told you it wasnt chicken"

I want to be cremated. Fear of being buried alive. Make sure I'm dead, damn it!

hmmm, i think just a link to my website would suffice.

and maybe some adds, the revenue from which could go to my family. i'm thinking wal-mart and mcdonald's.

perhaps some day it will become fashionable for people to put mini-biographies with pictures in cyberspace after thier passing, to remain indefinitely. you could even have 'virtual cemeteries'.

you could even have 'virtual cemeteries'.

What a great idea!

EDIT: Damned....they've already done it...

www.worldgardens.com...

[Edited on 26-12-2003 by Gazrok]

"He came, He saw, He was deceived, He went away..."

I want to be cremated, but I still want a tombstone in my family's "section" of the local cemetary.

I want it to read:
The *real* Jesus H. Christ