Corniest pick up line...

Just a clue, no laws were broken or even mildly breached. Cops have a sense of humor too you know.
(Yeah I thought it was hilarious)

Ok, here is one..

Nice pants, bet they would look good at the foot of my bed...

Semper

how bout this one...guaranteed to make her fall into your arms

boy: "hey, what's the difference between romance and rohypnol?"
girl: "err...dont know.."
boy: "...can i buy you a drink?"

lol
I thought it was a good one.

If I may say so, what a charming, smashing blouse you have on.

^^^^^



LMFAO!!!!!

you are obviously a sly old foxy stoat...

on the prowl....

Hey, I've got a winner here.....

"I can smell you ovulating, wana breed?"

If your chat up line fails, then all you have to do is reply with...

'I come highly recomended by your mum'

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

Hmm, most of the ones I know've already been said..


Ah, I remember some, not particularly good, but hey,pick-up lines
are'nt in general.


"You know the greatest lover on the planet? Teah, I taught him
everything he knows."

"I must be a beast, because you're a beuaty."

ME: Hey arent you that chick banging that college guy?

Girl: Uhhh No...

ME: Wanna be???

Not very PC but here goes!...

"hows your fanny for a lodger?"

...told you!

Never tried it myself, but my mates reckon it works like a charm.