TRUTHS IN CALIFORNIA

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>The Truth In California


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>10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
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>1. Elvis is dead.
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>2. Jesus was not white.
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>3. Rap music is here to stay.
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>4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
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>5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
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>6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
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>7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
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>8. N'sync will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
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>9. An occasional Butt whooping helps a child stay in line.
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>10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
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>10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
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>1. Hickey's are not attractive.
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>2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
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>3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
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>4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
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>5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
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>6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
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>7. 10 people in a car is considered too many.
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>8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
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>9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your
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>10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
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>10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
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>1. O.J. did it.
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>2. Tupac is dead.
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>3. Teeth should not be decorated.
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>4. Weddings should start on time.
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>5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
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>6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
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>7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
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>8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
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>9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
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>10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car
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im out
-mindtrip02

[edit on 8-8-2006 by mindtrip02]

[edit on 8-8-2006 by mindtrip02]