Vatican Reports Unexpected 2nd Quarter Profits

Vatican Reports Unexpected 2nd Quarter Profits

Vatican City, Holy See - The Vatican today reported 2nd Quarter profits greatly exceeding shareholder expectations, which has been met with delight by the Church's top shareholders and its top officials. The Roman Catholic Church, led by CEO Benedict XVI, is traded on the NYSE (symbol: HOLY) and on the London FTSE (symbol: GOD),
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Cardinal Edward Egan, a prominent member of the College representing the New York diocese, was proud to announce that in-church collections from his diocese were up 24.3% this quarter.
"If what we are seeing in New York is what is happening throughout the world, the Church is headed for a much brighter future."
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