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Jessica Simpson & Britney Spears

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posted on Oct, 23 2003 @ 08:54 AM
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Have you noticed they are identical looking?

The only difference is that Jessica sings way better. Britney sounds like she's singing thru her nose (like Madonna).



posted on Oct, 23 2003 @ 08:56 AM
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They sing?

I usually just enjoy their videos on mute....



posted on Oct, 23 2003 @ 09:25 AM
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Originally posted by Questor
Britney sounds like she's singing thru her nose (like Madonna).



That's due to Madonna's tongue tickling Britney's tonsils....

intelgurl



posted on Oct, 23 2003 @ 09:29 AM
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That's due to Madonna's tongue tickling Britney's tonsils....

intelgurl

Don't get me started on that


[Edited on 23-10-2003 by Britman]



posted on Oct, 23 2003 @ 10:21 AM
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Originally posted by Gazrok
They sing?

I usually just enjoy their videos on mute....


So do I Gaz... so do i.



posted on Oct, 23 2003 @ 12:23 PM
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since I am in forum nazi mood...

Shouldn't this be entertainment?

I thought people was for people of scandal/conspiracy

not teenie bopper suck ass beings.

that is all.



posted on Oct, 23 2003 @ 12:28 PM
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Jessica Simpson is a dolt. Britney seems a little smarter.

On a recent episode of her MTV reality show "Newlyweds," Simpson didn't know if she was having chicken or fish while she was eating "Chicken of the Sea" tuna. Company officials heard about the gaffe and aimed to set Simpson straight.

Is it chicken or fish?



posted on Oct, 23 2003 @ 03:47 PM
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Wow, she is really stupid. It says she also thought that buffalo wings are made of buffalo meat. Damn good looking, but stupid.

[Edited on 23-10-2003 by greenkoolaid]



posted on Oct, 23 2003 @ 03:55 PM
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There is more to britney than you may imagine !!

She might even have a brain !

Britney's Guide to Semiconductor Physics

Just read and find out!



posted on Oct, 23 2003 @ 04:01 PM
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With the exception of one party pooper, you guys are funny.

Maybe a debutante rich bred chick like Jessica wouldn't know better. I think they did a reality series featuring a couple of socialites living for a few weeks with a family at some farm to experience how the other half lives. One of them thought Walmart was a store that sold walls/wallpaper.



posted on Oct, 23 2003 @ 04:02 PM
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Originally posted by Gazrok
They sing?

I usually just enjoy their videos on mute....



amen to that.



posted on Oct, 23 2003 @ 04:06 PM
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Originally posted by greenkoolaid
Wow, she is really stupid. It says she also thought that buffalo wings are made of buffalo meat. Damn good looking, but stupid.

[Edited on 23-10-2003 by greenkoolaid]



she has to be the dumbest person ive ever seen. i hope she dont have kids. somebody kill her before she can reproduce! and she's not that hot. ive seen plenty that are way hotter than she is.



posted on Oct, 23 2003 @ 04:34 PM
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All this talk about food and hot pop stars makes me think of only one thing:

Shakira chasing the ice cream man down the street because the ice cream is melting too fast and dripping down her hand and she can't lick it up fast enough and.......gotta stop before I hurt myself



posted on Oct, 23 2003 @ 05:51 PM
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[Edited on 22-12-2003 by AZLS1]



posted on Oct, 23 2003 @ 06:48 PM
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People like that are not really offspring but more like pets.'



posted on Oct, 28 2003 @ 03:54 PM
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Shakira chasing the ice cream man down the street because the ice cream is melting too fast and dripping down her hand and she can't lick it up fast enough and.......gotta stop before I hurt myself


Sorry, gotta go now...

*excuses himself...*



posted on Oct, 28 2003 @ 06:06 PM
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Originally posted by AZLS1

The show you are thinking of starred Paris Hilton (The hotel chain Hiltons) and Kristina Richie (Lionel Richie the singer's daughter.) I can hardly wait to see how that turns out.


Paris Hilton??? Bleh...


She needs to eat and fast!!!



posted on Oct, 31 2003 @ 10:36 AM
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Originally posted by Lysergic
since I am in forum nazi mood...

Shouldn't this be entertainment?

I thought people was for people of scandal/conspiracy

not teenie bopper suck ass beings.

that is all.


"teenie bopper suck ass beings"

LMAO I love it



posted on Nov, 2 2003 @ 09:07 PM
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Yea they do look the same...actually all fake blondes with their teeth whitened so much that they glow in the dark with a tan that makes them almost orange look the same.



posted on Nov, 3 2003 @ 03:54 PM
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~Yea Britney also claims to of lost her virginity. I'm just wanting to know who had the pleasure? Yet, I still think she couldn't sing better then a talking elmo doll. She's just one good peice of eye candy to me.:shk:




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