...guys

What is it with guys humping me?
last week at work i was helping a guy my height put a canoe on a high rack and he was be hide me and i was via him jumping.
Then to night I'm standing in a line and cowboiboy came behind me and and put his hand on my shoulders and he also humped me. An i say 'Chris i wasn't suspecting to get malested in walmart this early into summer brake.'
are some chicks butts just the right higths for humping? i'm going to do a study on this.

Perhaps you attract a certain type of guy who does this?? You seem to know both these dudes so maybe this is the case. I cross many women day to day and none of them complains of men humping them.

Give us an update on your research.

Because, Wings, most guys are assheads.

I could not fathom doing such a thing. Too much respect.

Question, why don't you backhand these idiots?

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ben91069,

They don't complain to you? Ironic, I'm almost 45 and not once has one complained to me either.
What, praytell, would prompt a woman to tell you such a thing? It's not like talking about the weather, it's about violation.

NN

Humping?

Not sure what you mean by that, but here in the UK if you say "I just humped that girl", it means you shagged her.

I assume your not being randomly shagged while out and about?

lol... i had to read this thread may times because as stumason said Humping means having sex with someone....

obviously it is like pinching someones bum or something.... ??

Oni x x

My assumption, being she is speaking of public areas, is that men are grinding against her at opportune moments.

The way a dog humps on a persons leg.

Damn well immature.

NN

[edit on 10-6-2006 by NoNik]

Originally posted by Wings
are some chicks butts just the right higths for humping?

I'd say height doesn’t matter.
But don’t you think if a guy is rubbing their crotch on you, you should kick them in the balls?

Humping means the same thing here in the USA. What she is talking about is typically called "dry humping" where someone humps you while fully clothed without insertion.

I have never heard of guys just randomly walking up to girls and dry humping them. Did someone perhaps stick a sign on your back that says "hump me" as a joke?

Originally posted by snowflake_obsidian
I have never heard of guys just randomly walking up to girls and dry humping them.

I have read in mainstream news that this has been a problem in Japan for many years, especially on the subway system.

Seems the only place safe from juvenile disrepective men is a Convent without a priest !!

Sad indeed.

NN

Originally posted by NoNik

I have read in mainstream news that this has been a problem in Japan for many years, especially on the subway system.

Well Japan is well known for being extremily sexually open. They have vending machines over there that sell sexy panties and toys and every year they have a huge festival celebrating the male organ. I do think it's cool that they are open but I can see why it makes some young men over there think they can go around dry humping people on subways.

Originally posted by NoNik
My assumption, being she is speaking of public areas, is that men are grinding against her at opportune moments.

The way a dog humps on a persons leg.

Damn well immature.

NN

[edit on 10-6-2006 by NoNik]

Yes... like a dog! ...and there not strangers...except the guy from work, i don't know his name, but i took humping to be the bumping of the male parts to my ass
so no ka-noodleing

why cant I get hump that never happends to me and I am a guy LOL

Maybe you bring it upon yourself...ever thought of that. It seems to be with guys you know, do the guys know each other? What was your reaction to being humped? If you embraced the first guy that humped you, he could have talked to the other guys and been like "hey she don't care if you hump her". Were you drunk, maybe you don't remember what happened.

IMO, the best thing to do would be to make an example of the next guy that humps you.....just slap the crap out of him and let everyone see.

Originally posted by cashlink
why cant I get hump that never happends to me and I am a guy LOL

So you want to get humped?

I assume your not being randomly shagged while out and about?

LMFAO!!....i love ats!

I just can imagine humping some woman in simulation of a act when one can have the real thing.

This folly reminds me of male guppys or mollys in a fish tank coming up to the females and wiggling their tails to see if the female is intrested. The females usually are worrying about when someone is going to put some food in the tank.
These males spend so much of their lives tail wiggling it just to me borders on the rediculous.

Women have no problem letting a man know when she is ready. I just notice that so few men often are able to pick up on the signs except on thier terms. All the women out here willing to give it away ..and some men find themselves like guppys and mollys wiggling thier tails!!! Astonishing what a oil shortage does to people. Especially the next fad to come downt the pipeline.
Dont ever be ignorant enough to think that when women are ready that they are not hunter gatherers. And women know what competition means in this arena...much better than men.

Humping....lol lol ..what a joke on a bunch of dumb ignorant men.

Thanks,
Orangetom

just put some low voltage metal prongs that once they push into you they get zaped,

or use mouse traps... hell... just turn around with a firm grip, grab their junk an run.... lol run like forest... Hopfuly disconnecting a few veins..... Butt, Kicking always works.. but the guys are humping you? Man, Im all about equality, an thats ghey..

You needs to regulate .. HONG KONG PHOOEY! Number one super guy...

Well, when they manhandled you, did you clock them in the face or not?

That might explain why they continue to do it. A broken nose can be a good detterent. If you have a weak arm, buy some brass knuckles
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and follow through with your shoulder and body. If you do it right, you might be able to displace his nose.

swat them on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
Seems to work on my brother's dogs.
Of course the preferred method would be to tazer them in the crotch.
They will lose the urge to hump anything for quite a while.

[edit on 12-6-2006 by triptrippington]

At Work!??! Do you have a boss/supervisor? You need to report that when it happens. You let some goof get away with that and it will escalate.

NO ONE should have to put up with that at work (or school). Do you have a father/brother/boyfriend? If management won't handle it at work, somebody needs to wait for this jerk in the parking lot and firmly explain why that's a very bad idea.

Things like that piss me off more than almost anything short of outright physical abuse of a child.