Sauron and the Man of Gondor

Here's a joke for ya all!

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Sauron the deciever was conquering middle earth when he came across a rock. Suddenly, a man pops up from behind the rock and shouts,

"One Man of Gondor is better than any one Orc!"

So Sauron sent an Orc out to fight him. The Orc disappeared behind the rock, a few muffles were heard, then a scream.

Then the man popped out again and yelled,

"One Man of Gondor is better than any three Orcs!"

So Sauron sent off three Orcs to fight him. The Orcs disappeared behind the rock, a few muffles were heard, then a scream.

Then the man popped out again and yelled,

"One Man of Gondor is better than any TWELVE Orcs!"

So Sauron sent off twelve Orcs to fight him. The Orcs disappeared behind the rock, a few muffles were heard, then a scream.

Soon a small Orc crawls out from behind the rock, comes up to Sauron, and says,

"Hey boss! They'z waz cheating! There waz two of 'em!"

Originally this joke format was done by the Scottish, the joke is about two scots hiding behind a rock and an English King keeps sending more and more troops each time.

But its still funny.