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Im a romantic, I would be alone with my mermaid on the beach with a nice beach fire going. I would then grab my pots and pans that I happened to have with me and my hunting knife and cook the mermaid. I love seafood.
Originally posted by Dreamz
Look mermaids have tailfines up to their hips......If you know what to do sexually with a mermaid then by all means let me know.
Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
In this case, I can guarantee that the God Of Mischief had quite a bit do with it.
Originally posted by Loki
Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
In this case, I can guarantee that the God Of Mischief had quite a bit do with it.
IT WAS ME!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!
Originally posted by MessedUpAnnie
[quoteIm a romantic, I would be alone with my mermaid on the beach with a nice beach fire going. I would then grab my pots and pans that I happened to have with me and my hunting knife and cook the mermaid. I love seafood.
Originally posted by Dreamz
Originally posted by MessedUpAnnie
[quoteIm a romantic, I would be alone with my mermaid on the beach with a nice beach fire going. I would then grab my pots and pans that I happened to have with me and my hunting knife and cook the mermaid. I love seafood.
Not you too!!! ... see NC's pic here near the bottom of the page ... abovetopsecret.com...
Originally posted by Nerdling
ATS Doesn't go Tranquil...it goes Flaccid
Originally posted by Dreamz
Originally posted by Nerdling
ATS Doesn't go Tranquil...it goes Flaccid
Pssssh speak for yourself old man. My Viagra has just kicked in.
Originally posted by Ocelot
Originally posted by Dreamz
Originally posted by Nerdling
ATS Doesn't go Tranquil...it goes Flaccid
Pssssh speak for yourself old man. My Viagra has just kicked in.
Does that really work, and can I have some too? Not that i really need it after all im latin. Latin men dont need VIAGRA!!!
Originally posted by Dreamz
I dont know I am 25.
Originally posted by Ocelot
Originally posted by Dreamz
I dont know I am 25.
Bahh you dont need it then. And if you do need it at 25 then you must be really depressed.
Originally posted by Dreamz
Pssshhhh I would rather need it at 25 and get some than be the 25 year old that I am now and get nothing.
Originally posted by Ocelot
Originally posted by Dreamz
Pssshhhh I would rather need it at 25 and get some than be the 25 year old that I am now and get nothing.
Well you got a point there.
Originally posted by MessedUpAnnie
Originally posted by Ocelot
Originally posted by Dreamz
Pssshhhh I would rather need it at 25 and get some than be the 25 year old that I am now and get nothing.
Well you got a point there.
oh really? how is that a point? how is viagra gonna make you get some?
suddenly women will become interested in some desperately horny man???
Originally posted by THENEO
My dear boys the problem with life is that when you deparately want something you cannot afford it or appreciate it due to inexperience.
When you can afford it and have experience then you are so bored with what you have and can have.