The new beginning is bearing fruit - progress report

Already I notice new buds of freedom blossoming out over the board. This is the spring of our discontent, the time of changes approach the new broom is sweeping the board clean.

After tidying up the posters in the chat room I found the survivors to be a very polite bunch of individuals.

I notice that the breaking out of the women folk on the board is proceeding apace.

The Wonderful Valhall is engrosed in her cooking and Mornington Crescent has been absent for the last few days on a "Home care" course.

Now I wish to proceed to the next step. If this is a community then it must have unity, but not uniformity, and a willing body of individuals who gladly follow their leaders. We must resolve our differences and remember that those who are for us are stronger than those who are against us if we are one in unity.

We need to isolate the moaners and gripers and then help them to change their ways. This must start at the top, that netchicken mod has been making trouble in the forums and is a bad influence on the young posters here.

So the first step toward board unity is to demod netchicken!

Let it Be!

Oh, we must get that damn chat program fixed! It deleted 1/2 my posts driving us all crazy be depriving the posters of the gems of my intellect.


[Edited on 14-10-2003 by GeneralDilemma]

OUTSTANDING !

Yes I agree about the post General. It does do that sometime. The problem is that it tends to delete posts because you are posting at the same time others are so its just kinda ignores yours.
But im sure William can work that out.

I think that your the visionary that this place needs.
Sorry that we missed some of your intellectual gems
maybe next time
Nice to have you in chat!

Mark

Damn I thought we were rid of this pompous, conceited windbag.

MOONLIGHT HELLCAT

GeneralDillusion (possibly with some assistance) has violated several people's first ammendment rights within the new ATS FASTchat. He was seen telling someone they would be censored not more than 10 seconds before the chat [admin] deleted that persons comments for the last 5 minutes.

Calibrate me if I'm wrong but GeneralDillusion needs to be quarantined immediately before further harm is done to the community.

Unity cannot take place when there is resentment. Resentment comes by forcing your ideas on another. That is NOT the path to unity. That is the path to discord and animosity.

As one virtual personality to another I request GD stand down immediately. I shall waste no further keystrokes at this time.

*checks the calendar...* Nope, still not April 1st yet.....

Who the heck is this guy?
Is ATS being taken over by a fruitcake with a mesianic complex?

Whats with the women here also, are they really being turned into feminine beings, if so can I introduce my girlfreind to him?

I am amazed that this person remains unchallanged, whats the matter with you are has he indeed beaten you all down to submissiveness?

If so then this is a board of weaklings.

Hey if you want to change things then why not open peoples eyes to the UFO obsession that is in the world?

They are indoctrinated by fiction and supposition on TV about it to sell products, and some poor idiots actually believe it to be true.

So we have kids who seem to come here who think that TV programs represent real events, and don't realise when they are playing with their DathVader dolls that that is the prime purpose of the UFO interrest, to sell tehm goods and make money from the gullible fools.

Try working on that instead of changing women... but then again teh world needs all teh good cooks it can get

this gimmick is still retarded. kindly stop crapping all over the board.

There is nothing like a man in uniform.



I feel sorry for all you kids!

Mornington my dear child, you have indeed come a long way in your journey of self discovery. When you first met me you were an obnoxious loudmouthed brat.

But over the intervening weeks you have matured to sullen silence.I am glad that you have moved beyond your self interested standpoint. I look forward to having Valhall change your wardrobe to some nice flowery patterned skirts and dresses.

Indeed I am concerned about the obsession with UFO's in our socety. One fo the first things I said when I came here was demand that the UFO and other wacko forums get closed down.

People obsessed with UFO's need a bit of aversion therapy. I intend setting up a workshop where I will tie the subject to a chair and show them UFO movies like Close Encounters.

Everytime a UFO appears I will drench the person with ice water. By the end of the movie I expect the subject to cringe and cry when presented with a pic of a UFO.

As I said I have long range goals and with my loyal following I will easily achieve the goal of liberating the denizens of ATS from their blinkers and obsessions.

Originally posted by MorningtonCrescent
this gimmick is still retarded. kindly stop crapping all over the board.

[Edited on 14-10-2003 by GeneralDilemma]

Typical of the Government General.....deny the existence of UFO's.....whats with that?

My dear mornington, I am disapointed with you. You seem to have moved from sullen silence to hallucinating hysteria.

I fear that you are making too many changes in your life at once. Stop changing to low fat margarine and go back to butter on your lunch.

Please feel free to take time off from your grueling occupation at MacDonalds, the stress is not doing you any good. I hope we are not treated to your stories again about the midnight visitations from those little green men, that you reported the last time you were ill.

I will overlook your slanderous accusations because of your delicate mental health, this is a display of my concern for the site I have come to love.

GeneralD:
Perhaps we have met somewhere before? You face looks familar. Have you ever bailed out of a B-17?

Originally posted by GeneralDilemma
My dear mornington, I am disapointed with you. You seem to have moved from sullen silence to hallucinating hysteria.

I fear that you are making too many changes in your life at once. Stop changing to low fat margarine and go back to butter on your lunch.

Please feel free to take time off from your grueling occupation at MacDonalds, the stress is not doing you any good. I hope we are not treated to your stories again about the midnight visitations from those little green men, that you reported the last time you were ill.

I will overlook your slanderous accusations because of your delicate mental health, this is a display of my concern for the site I have come to love.

I love this guy!!!

He is a real piece of work

(I just couldn't resist)

holding nuts and bolts...
what is it all about?...
some interesting times we live in indeed...

Here! Here! I agree fully. I think that those on ATS have definately show me constant respect, courtesy and and open-minded attitude. I am a bit chaotic at times myself with
my offerings of 'intesity.' All in all though, I really hope I speak
for most in that to truly realize the course of perception, or the good old thought provoking debate in our continuous path of growth, self development and awareness, we become the results or courses of action we take. We are all here for the same reason: Enlightenment and growth. Peace to the unity of the board!


[Edited on 15-10-2003 by Lucifer]

PLEASE MODS PUT AN END TO THIS NOW!!! This little charade has no value. We all know this is not really a military general. In the interest of denying ignorance this character needs to be terminated in the swiftest possible fashion. THIS CHARACTER MAKES THE BOARD LOOK LIKE A CARTOON, OR A SITCOM!!

DEN OF THE DAMNED

So.... beat a tree and look at all the insects that fall out.

In my plan to bring unity to the board I have uncovered one of the prime disuniting posters. Now that he has been exposed we shall give him the chance to redeem himself by asking for forgiveness. Otherwise the wrath of the General will fall on him like a club for heaven.

GG I am not a vengeful General and I realise that you have only posted this under duress or extreme stress. There have been others who have discussed with me your behaviour in the Chat room, so we need to bring some behaviour modification into your life.

Although I am not able to visit you personally I know that you are an honerable being and will follow my commands faithfully so that you will be restored to the community of ATS.

SO here is what you must do.
Firstly find a fork, and with the power turned off push it into the power socket that your computer is connected to. Then whenever you have an angry thought on ATS turn on the power and touch the end of the fork.

The resulting explosion will destroy your computer and fry your arm, and by the time you have replaced it and been released from the hospital you will be over your rage.

Repeat this for 3 times and I guarentee that you will be free from ATS anger and can rejoin this happy place in peace.



[Edited on 15-10-2003 by GeneralDilemma]