A joke

who's feeling a little sick


The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and
during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

"Oh my God," said the Queen, "that's disgraceful! What is the meaning
of this?"

The Doctor leading the tour explains:

"I am sorry your grace, but this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen.
If he doesn't do that five times a day, they'll explode, and he would die instantly."

"Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young sexy nurse was giving patient a blow job.

"Oh my God," said the Queen, "what's happening in there?"

The Doctor:

"Same problem, better insurance..."


[Edited on 23-10-2002 by ThePhoenix01]

LOL!

best joke ever