Know it all.....almost

I know almost everything......but not how women think...please advise?

i know you're no serious about knowing all, but sorry bro , i'm not a woman

edit : i would be interesting to see the ratio man/woman here on ats..
just curious I suppose there's more men for some reason

[edit on 29-3-2006 by kalki]

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Hammer, what I am about to tell you is a closely held secret that I learned several years ago in a sacred and solemn ritual called marriage. I am passing this information to you so that you might become enlightened unto the ways of the world and, to be more specific, to become one with the female psycho. I mean psyche. total typo there.

ready?

got a pen and paper?


ok here goes.

women are never, ever wrong. They are not always right but they are NEVER EVER wrong.

son, you are ready for the world outside and all that the future holds for you.

lol i dont think anyone knows how women think. i bet they dont even know. and can u answer for me...if u really do know everything...what is the meaning of life? lol so bored

Originally posted by kosey...what is the meaning of life?

that one I don't just give out to everyone who asks.

I would need to determine if you were of a mindset that could handle the reality that surrounds you and the answers that we all seek.

incidentally, the answers we seek do not make our time here any easier, they only point us to new questions.

To get you started on your quest, I will give you this much.

spring st after 9 PM

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