Question for hetero males...

thread is worthless with out ass

I have to agree there...after all...the tail tells the tale

ASSMAN

Originally posted by chebob
People really aren't that fussy anymore are they?

I'd say the middle one looks passable, and the rest are "meh". I could walk outside and find someone better looking within the hour. Beauty in the eye of the beholder and all that....but I don't get it!!

Okay, they all have great bodies, but I don't want to have to pull out the "Paper Bag Helmet of Shame" for the poor lasses everytime we jump in the sack, and unfortunately all but the middle "face" fall into that category. Give me a pretty face AND a pretty body and I'm happy, but leave one out and it's like a steak without pepper :bash:

You think this girls face is "meh"???



I would love to see a pic of your last girl friend.

Originally posted by Thain Esh Kelch
The picture in the first post of the thread doesnt work.

Ask, and ye shall recieve.

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[edit on 27-3-2006 by Benevolent Heretic]

They all look as if they're made of plastic, natural is sexy. Although I wouldn't kick them out of bed, I'd tolerate their presence

[edit on 27-3-2006 by waynos]

Tyra aint getting nearly enough respect here. What the heck?

Really they all are sort of in the same class of cute, more or less. If you're looking carefully there's plenty better walking around everywhere... then again I'm from Southern California- maybe I'm just off in my own little world.

We got all the scenery you could ask for though.
"Well I'm packin' up my game and I'm'a head out west,
where real women come equipped with scripts and fake breasts..."

If all news anchors looked as hot as Melissa Theuriau I would watch TV all day!

Originally posted by American Mad Man

You think this girls face is "meh"???

I would love to see a pic of your last girl friend.

Like I said...

Meh

Not bad, but she's not great either. As for my last Girlfriend, , you wouldn't wanna see her, she came a few categorys below "meh".

But my g/f of the forseeable future is, to me, 10 times prettier than any of the ladies in the line up, and I can say that without smirking or feeling silly because to me it's true. There have been plenty of people I have seen that I would rate far higher than the women presented.

They aren't even the prettiest "celebs"! Eva Longoria would put them all to shame, so would Lucy Pinder, as would quite a few others. Heidi Klum? She has a nose like a Warthog. Banks has a forehead you could write an essay on (literally), the second from the left just doesn't do it at all, although that may just be the photo. The one on the far right just looks daft, and her chin is too big The middle one is nice, I'll admit, but not breathtaking, or even memorable.

I wouldn't call myself picky, I see female celebritys every day on TV and in the papers that get my instincts going, just not these ones. Rant over, but I can't be the only one who thinks they are at best average, and at worst a bunch of photoshopped tarts. Heidi Klum for goodness sake....she's a dog!

Even Sharon Stone is still looking better than those with her make up on, and she's nearly 50. Rant over. Again.

I'd still like to know who the one in the middle is?:bash:

Tyra Banks for me and the one in the middle comes next ( no pun intended)

but no one can compare to miss Jakki Degg






[edit on 28-3-2006 by buckaroo]

Originally posted by chebob
Heidi Klum for goodness sake....she's a dog!

What can I say? I'm attracted to (real) blondes with fair skin. Are there other women that put Heidi Klum to shame? Absolutely............but I only had those five to choose from.

Originally posted by chebob
Even Sharon Stone is still looking better than those with her make up on

I don't know about that my friend. The only one of those five that I'd put Sharon Stone ahead of in the looks department is Tyra Banks. The other four clown Sharon Stone.

Peace



[edit on 28-3-2006 by Dr Love]

Middle....


Tyra is awful.... YUK!

The three on the left.

Me and my wife agree, second on the left! we'd both hit it!

Gotta love an open minded wife!

Ha ha love a woman that loves a woman........woodnt ja love da second on da left?.........wood ya hit it? I wood.

[edit on 31-3-2006 by tommyb98201]

Lol ufia... is that Melissa chick smoking from a homemade salt-shaker bong in that 3rd pic???

As for the original post, 2nd from the left for me as well. Mmmmm hmm!