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Originally posted by Roark
We are black magicians who are the cause of all the world's ills. We are governed by an inner circle of reptilian shapeshifters, and sacrifice babies to Cronos. We are nepotists, misogynists, and heretics. We have far-reaching political agendas that incorporate an enforced class system under the New World Order, as well as compulsory microchipping and a tripod/mecha production program. Our ranks include Hitler, Stalin and Xenu. Our offices are open from 8:30am to 5:30pm.
Originally posted by Trinityman
... and drugged his dog.
Actually, that was a mistake. I was planting the explosives when this poochie started nuzzling the oreos in my pocket. How was I to know he would be allergic to the double fudge filling?