bigfoot a smarty pants? (without pants)

i found this website interesting, and wondered if anyone else had seen it...
www.joanocean.com...

some interesting ideas including:

"Did you know that Sasquatch can:

Read

Write

Shape-shift

Voice Project

Create Infrasound that affects the environment

De-materialize at will, or cause you to have an experience of lost time so you think they de-materialized.

Travel 300 miles a day.

Live in well-lighted underground facilities

Contact and live with good Star People, while being aware of “bad” star people.

Tell us about our past and our future.

Have lived here longer than the human race."


kind of a more spiritual insight into the creature, worth a look for the fans of the large smelly hairy one.

peace.

[edit on 11-3-2006 by tasteslikethunder]

Is that website a joke? Is there any proof?

Originally posted by tasteslikethunder
"Did you know that Sasquatch can:

Write

yup. I've been reading Yeti Meets The Vampires. It's really pretty good once you get passed the whole written on leaves using dried poop thing.

Guns don't kill people. Bigfoot kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Bigfoot allows to live.
Bigfoot does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Bigfoot is Pain.
There is no chin under Bigfoot's Beard. There is only another fist.
Bigfoot has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Bigfoot 3. Cancer
Bigfoot drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Bigfoot doesn't go hunting.... BIGFOOT GOES KILLING

ETC ETC ETC




(www.chucknorrisfacts.com...)

[edit on 20-3-2006 by triplesod]

awesome read. i would like to believe that it's true...who knows

Originally posted by enrage
awesome read. i would like to believe that it's true...who knows

Erm... me.

And I would suggest anyone else who doesn't let their imagination influence their thoughts too heavily.

I mean, basically, you can say whatever you want about these unknowns. I could tell you that they have access to stargates, that they were the founding members of the BNP or that Pattie was the sixth Beatle and who can tell me any differantly? Noone because no one knows about these creatures so you can fictionise at will.

I hope I have been clear, I am a little drunk and pissed up on booze but I think you get my point.

Originally posted by triplesod

Originally posted by enrage
awesome read. i would like to believe that it's true...who knows

or that Pattie was the sixth Beatle and who can tell me any differantly? .

Awesome

I getcha'....but like they say...'the mind is like a parachute...it works best when its open'

Originally posted by enrage

Originally posted by triplesod

Originally posted by enrage
awesome read. i would like to believe that it's true...who knows

or that Pattie was the sixth Beatle and who can tell me any differantly? .

Awesome

I getcha'....but like they say...'the mind is like a parachute...it works best when its open'

Fair enough, but beware of leaks

I thought this was a great pic