Because i know, thats why!!!....

So what is your dream conversation?you know the one where you're up infront of a thousand people who think that u.f.o's and the very possibility of other life is laughable, preposterous and naive. you're feeling good, had a great sleep (possibly a great bowel movement in the morning) really good breakfast. and you step up to the podium, dust it off needlesly with your hands, look around at the mullets and suburban housewives and say......"_________________________________________________________".

This truely is a nutcracker

I think though, for you to do something like that... You will require a red pill, you will need to totally blow their minds away from the first minute, then you have hours to talk about it in a relaxed way. At least, it's the only way I would start something like you describe. I don't think that with words alone, you'll pull it off.

BTW, STS-75 worked for me, nothing else did, since, the source is NASA itself.

Just my 2 cents.

Do you realise the number of people you have made happy by having nothing to say?

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Originally posted by tasteslikethunder
(possibly a great bowel movement in the morning) really good breakfast. and you step up to the podium, dust it off needlesly with your hands, look around at the mullets and suburban housewives and say......"_________________________________________________________".

"Good morning ladies and gentlemen. Today we are here to discuss Klingons on Uranus.............."

Let's face it, nothing warms a crowd up like a good laugh.