I Can fix any of your prbs.. Try me

ok any one have anything worrying them?? well ask away and i will give you a solution...



AND>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GO!

Ok...

Well I have this big rash on my area , Everytime I try to talk I break out into a massive studder and normally end up wetting myself which irriates the rash even more.

My wife is cheating on me with my brother, and my kids don't leave their rooms. I think my dog has pregnated my cat becase my dog died last week and my cat spends half the night barking.

I normally spend about 15 hours a day on the internet and I eat 6 meals a day. My wife actually divorced me 3 years ago for my best friend who doesn't exist and my kids who will never leave the bedroom were never born.

Oh and the rash is not real either.... :shk:

So obviosly I am pretty messed up.. Lets here your thoughts Dr. Phil.

Oh I forgot to tell you, sometimes I don't make any sence, can you help me with that aswell?

I need a good arm pit deodorant that isn't made by a company that tests on animals.

Ironiclly enough, I have the exact opposite problem as Chissler....I hate that damn dog How do you make a dog stop meowing?

[edit on 17-2-2006 by irishmen3g]

Originally posted by chissler
Ok...

Well I have this big rash on my area , Everytime I try to talk I break out into a massive studder and normally end up wetting myself which irriates the rash even more.

My wife is cheating on me with my brother, and my kids don't leave their rooms. I think my dog has pregnated my cat becase my dog died last week and my cat spends half the night barking.

I normally spend about 15 hours a day on the internet and I eat 6 meals a day. My wife actually divorced me 3 years ago for my best friend who doesn't exist and my kids who will never leave the bedroom were never born.

Oh and the rash is not real either.... :shk:

So obviosly I am pretty messed up.. Lets here your thoughts Dr. Phil.

ok lets see.. The rash even though its not real get some cream will make your mind feel better..

and just stop talking then

with your bother you should go over and rub your rash on everything in the house

And with your kids move into a 1 bedroom camper van

kill the cat and drink lots of :w:

eat 8 meals a day then you have a reason to be on the net that long.. (fat)

and at the end you solved you own prb it all never happend....

DRINK MORE :w:

Originally posted by Umbrax
I need a good arm pit deodorant that isn't made by a company that tests on animals.

lemon... And im not kiddin it works better than any deodorant. And will last a lot longer

Originally posted by irishmen3g
Ironiclly enough, I have the exact opposite problem as Chissler

....I hate that damn dog

How do you make a dog stop meowing?

[edit on 17-2-2006 by irishmen3g]

give your dog sleeping pills every 2 hours!

NEXT?

[edit on 17-2-2006 by Stevy]

Originally posted by Stevy
ok any one have anything worrying them?? well ask away and i will give you a solution...



AND>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GO!

I'm out of booze and have no way to get to the booze store.

That must be hard for you intrepid. I suggest drinking the contents of the drip tray next time your at the pub.

I suggest no more posts to award points for no reason......let's see...next thread..why do my fingernails on the right grow faster than the left:w:

[edit on 17-2-2006 by irishmen3g]

Originally posted by irishmen3g
why do my fingernails on the right grow faster than the left:w:

Are you left handed? This would wear some growth off the nails as you would use that hand more.

Any response to a problem that is :w: more is to me