I would just like to add........

A thread of silly sayings and other unfocused,nonsensical jibberish here,starting with:
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Q:What is the media?.

A:A weapon of mass distraction.
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Feel free to add some of your own twisted views and convoluted attacks against the english language,it will probably be fun.
Randomness is bliss,like ignorance,but undirected.