Have You Ever Game

Of course. Only once though, I lost my ticket and snuck in with another family!

Ever walked out of a movie?

Nah I havent. Should of before though.

Ever been thrown out of a movie?

Very nearly, I 'accidently' chucked my drink down the cinema, but I blamed it on my mate and got off with it.

Ever walked into a glass door?

Not really a glass door.. but trying to get through the door to quick and walk into it before its actually opened.


Ever break a bone?

Nope, quite proud of that actually!

Ever swore at an old lady?

Nope. I respect the elderly. Some deserve it, but at their age they have the right to be a pain in the ass.


Went out with someone who was already in a relationship?

Nearly, but I found out at the last moment. She was cool as well..........

Ever ate a crayon?

Nah I dont think


Have you ever colored lately? I did a few times in the last month or so.

Yes I am in my 20's, :shk:

Just the other day with my kids....


have you ever "graffiti"-ied?

Nah I have no artistic talent, so it would be a waste of time.


Have you ever been fired from a job?

Yes. From some lousy grocery-store job. The manager got in my face, and I put him in his place...tactfully...in front of the whole store. He was so pee'd off that he fired me right then and there.

Have you ever NOT stood up for something you believe in, only because it was the "easy way out"?

Never. Unfortunately I was born with a major case of stubbornness. I can not go without saying what I believe, right or wrong we all deserve to be heard and I always stand up for what I believe in.


Have you ever pretended to be something your not, to impress somebody?

Not including women, I think all men have to pretend alittle at first to get the one they really want.

LMAO

True story.

When I was 14 and first met my high-school sweetheart, I pretended I was a foreign exchange student so that if I had to "break up" with him, I could say I had to go "home". I couldn't keep the accent up, however.

We ended marrying in 1999...and we still joke about his little "Fraulein".

Have you ever got totally and completely busted in a lie as soon as you said it?

Yes... I was nineteen and had a really fun but also really low paying job. There was an Oasis concert in Cleveland me and my buds wanted to go to, so I asked for the time off....they declined ot give it to me. So I just snuk off, and called in saying there was a family emergency....my boss knew right away though.:bnghd:

Have you ever been beaten up by a girl if you're a man or have you ever beaten up a guy if you're a girl?

don't know if this counts but I had two girls sit on me and beat my chest with their fingers until I peed myself.....

Have you ever jumped off a roof with an umbrela trying to imitate Mary Poppins?

No, can't say that I have, but that is such a hilarious thought I'm half tempted to try it one day

Have you ever bought something, having wanted it for so long, and then realize a month later you've never used it?

kinda like that, I bought something I wanted really bad and used it a couple times only to never use it again.

Have you ever put your tongue on a 9 volt battery terminal?

Of course! Who hasn't!?

Ever thought you were being burgaled? (sp!)

Ya, sat straight up in bed after what sounded like a cardoor closing in our driveway, raced out of bed to find nothing.

For the guys out there....Have you ever caught your "you know what" in a pants zipper?

Originally posted by DustintheWind
For the guys out there....Have you ever caught your "you know what" in a pants zipper?

oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah

It's not the zipping up that hurts, it's the unziiiiiiiiipppinggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeowwwwwwwwwww!

and then trying to explain the scars on your lad to your missus....

Have you ever found a large block of cheese wedged into the bars of a window and proceeded, while inebriated, to eat it?

p.s. it was really tasty, I love red cheddar. No idea where it came from though