Have You Ever Game

3 times..

All stupid things and nothing serious. No record. 2 related to underage drinking and 1 related to drunken rage fighting a cop.

Cuffed and spend an overnighter but no record. Just a fine.

Have you ever almost burned down your house?

I melted a lamp, does that count?

Ever been hit by a bird?

Nope


Have you ever ran a bird over?

No, but a sparrow hit my helmet visor while I was riding a friend's scooter.


While at a restaurant or a diner, have you ever went to the washroom, came back and sat at someone elses table and started talking without realizing you're at the wrong table?

nope.. but once when in the parking lot waiting for my grandmother to come out.. I watched her wak passed my car and get into the one next to me. I seen her talking away, then realize she was in the wrong car with a stranger and began to cry uncontrollably.




Have you ever been thrown off a bus, train, plane, cab?

Hope Grannie was ok?

Never been thrown off those, but almost one Xmas eve on a bus after a heavy sauce session!

Have you ever made apple pie?

Nah have not. Not much for baking.

Have you ever left without paying for an item without realizing.. then go back, or not go back?

Several times and have never gone back as long as security wasent made aware !

Have you ever watched "days of our lives" ?

Sadly on the odd day I do watch it with my girlfriend. Yah give alittle yah get alittle.

Have you ever been caught watching porn?

No... couple of close shaves though. (Im sure theres a joke in there)

Have you ever been caught making porn ?

LOL! Never caught.

Have you ever caught someone else?

When I worked in Hollywood....

No seriously... never.

Have you ever had a banana sandwich?

Ick. No. hate bananananananas.

have you ever made a grilled cheese and peanut butter sandwich?

Dont care for peanut butter much. So never.

Have you ever swallowed a tooth?

After it broke eating a pretzel. did that hurt.

Have you ever gotten "stuck" in the bathroom while home alone and burned dinner?

lol !! no never... sounds like an interesting story...

Have you ever gone ballistic at someone only to find out later that they werent the guilty party?

Ha! Yes. Absolutely.

And then I had to grovel about it afterwards.

Have you ever done something major for someone and then have it go unappreciated?

Yes. Sometimes good deeds have to go unnoticed.

Have you ever watched a soap opera?

I used to watch One Life to Live, All My Children and General Hospital back in '92-'94. I don't anymore, however;I have to work and don't own a VCR/TiVo.

Have you ever tried really super hot wings?

Ones I have tried are very vinegary.

Have you ever eaten Indian food?