Have You Ever Game

Originally posted by chissler
Have you ever been in the back of an ambulence? As the patient

twice...first time after being broadsided while on my pushbike by motorbike..second time after having my skull fractured by a drunken meathead

Have you ever...experienced the serenity of near-death?

no never...

have you ever farted and blamed it on someone esle?

lol c'mon be honest

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cor blimey NJE777.....what u been eating?.....

Have you ever claimed a fart that wasn't yours??

[edit on 23-2-2006 by timski]

Yes, during a road trip with friends. Somebody farted and everyone was pointing fingers. The whole conversation for the next five minutes was about who farted and I got sick of that and said "I did, now can we change the subject?"

We talked about something else but not five minutes later somebody said they didn't believe I farted and we were arguing about who farted again...

Have you ever bought a magazine or a series of magazines just for the free gift?

Readers Digest, as I thought I would stand more of a chance to win the prize draw offered every year.. never did and found the magazine boring.

Have you ever got totally wasted with your boss?

No! A little tipsy, but not tanked. And t was fun...until I found out he was stalking me!

Have you ever cried uncontrollably for no reason at all?

dealing with deaths in the family I used to find myself doing this yeah.

Have you ever slept for more than 15 hours in a row/

Oh yes! And without being sick! I had my kids go away for a weekend, and I slept from 10PM Friday night until 4PM Saturday afternoon. Disgusting...but oh I felt great!

Have you ever gone to work under the influence?

Nope I'm a good girl, you see *Flutters eyelashes*

Have you ever gone out wearing your nightwear / slippers and haven't realised ?!

Um..no, not on accident.

Have you ever walked confidently out of the bathroom, only to realize later (much later ) that you had:
a) toilet paper stuck to your shoe
b) your dress hem stuffed into your stockings
c) your fly unzipped
or
d) a wet spot somehwere rather conspicuous?

well yes to a, b & c... lol but def not d.

I am the Queen of Embarrassing moments!!

Have you ever been caught out bitching about someone..like 'he is a d head etc' and then you realise your phone is still on the call that you thought you had killed and he has heard everything you really think? he he

Finished a call once with my mother.... was talking after to someone in the room.. using language that would make a sailor blush. Suddenly a familiar voice was heard over the speaker phone, asking me who I was talking to. Yikes, I hadent properley finished the call. Makes me nervous now to ever use the speaker phone !!

Have you ever ran over an animal while mowing ?

No... how could you not see one?

Have you ever travelled really far from home?

Moved from England to the States.

Have you ever watched QVC ?

No clue what it is.

Ever watch TPB or PTI?

Never heard of either ??

Have you ever forgot an imporatnt birthday?

Nope. Im not good with phone numbers but dates I can handle.

Ever lie about your name to the opposite sex?

Never.

Have you ever had to go without food?

Nope.


Have you ever called a girl by the wrong name?

Yes, I am terrible with names.

Have you ever been arrested?