You know you're a believer when....

You know you're a believer when... you blame your days long constipation on ET anal probes.

You know you're a believer when... you look for 'reptilian features' in the women you meet.

You know you're a believer when... you're worried about your implant interfering with CAT scans.


*note* Only the first one actually aplies to me, lol.

You know you're a beleiver when...you see a man in a business suit walking down the street, you grab and yell "For God's sake we need disclosure already!"

You know you are a believer when you post the topic of 'you know you are a believer' in order that you may be proven wrong in your belief. Skeptics, please help, any straw of lies will do...

You know you're a believer............ when you look out your window every 5 seconds, to see if an alien is there
You know you're a believer............when you get freaked out by the sound of helicopters
You know you're a believer............when you KNOW the helicopters are observing you
You know you're a believer............when you bark at anyone who doesn't believe for hours on end
You know you're a believer............when you find yourself re-assuring yourself 100 times before falling asleap "aliens are friendly, aliends are friendly..."
You know you're a believer............when you spend hours upon hours every day, and whenever else possible reading ATS.
You know you're a believer............when at night you look at the clouds out your windows, and just EXPECT a huge saucer to fly past.

You know you're a believer............when you find yourself re-assuring yourself 100 times before falling asleap "aliens are friendly, aliends are friendly..

ME right there

You know your a beliver when the letters "U" "F" AND "O" have 2 inch creaters in them

You know you're a believer when...

those that refuse to believe are starting to seem worried.

You know you're a believer when...you are supremely confident that, due to "telepathic communications" you experienced during a recent UFO encounter, 2006 is going to be a very
good year.

You know you are a believer...

When you can take anomalous photographs that can't be explained rationally and are not hoaxed.

When you sense that you are not alone.

When you have strange dreams relating to time and space.

When you have missing time during the day and wide awake and in a middle of the neighbourhood where all can see you.

When strange images pass through your mind.

When you see life not as 3d, but as one aspect of the universe.

When people call you strange for believing in the unbelievable.

When you are no longer frightened at the prospect of visitors from other worlds, or dimensions.

When you accept that Earth is not the only planet capable of supporting intelligent life.

When you accept that there is more in Heaven and Earth than is in our philosphy (borrowed from Shakespeare's 'Hamlet)