Cow Escapes!!!

today near the missouri river a cow escape from a slaughter house. Dodges a train, cars, and swims through the missouri river to escape his fate. Even withstood 3 tranquillers from police, finally penned and tooken back to the slaughter house where the cow was put in a stronger pen with a stronger fence.

Story link site: www.msnbc.msn.com...

LOL, i thought i would bring some humor to ATS


Mod Edit: allCAPS title

[edit on 8-1-2006 by kinglizard]

*laugh* We had a cow escape, and commit suicide once here. They tried to catch it, and herded it onto a freeway overpass, where it jumped and landed on the freeway below. Needless to say, it didn't survive. But I would have loved to have a picture of some of the drivers on the freeway that day.

Sounds like the Mr. Magoo for cows...

EDIT: I just read Zaphod58's post... I'll pass on the photos...


[edit on 8-1-2006 by loam]

Please take some time to read the thread listed below. This story is funny but ATS isn't for funny. We appreciate the fact that you just wanted to bring a smile to the faces of other members but we don't smile here...lol

Seriously though the Other Current Events forum is for "World Events of Major Importance" or "Conspiracy Related News Reports".

Appropriate Current Event Topics - ALL MEMBERS READ

I will be moving this thread soon......

That cow deserved to live!
Oh well she wil make someone a nice steak anyway...

Someone right president Bush, we need to get that cow a pardon!

Hey, he did it for a turkey!

Aww, I can't believe they gonna kill it anyway. A cow like that should be left alive because of how cool it is lolol.

Originally posted by kinglizard
This story is funny but ATS isn't for funny. We appreciate the fact that you just wanted to bring a smile to the faces of other members but we don't smile here...

ROTFLMAO!

Yes. For some, that appears to be in direct proportion to severity of the subject matter found in these forums. For others, ...well let's just say they're special.

We like 'em anyways...