The Amazing AgentSmith

If you're reading this and come from the BTS board you are probably wondering what the hell this is about - but please read on!

If you came here from a link I gave you or after clicking on it in my sig on ATS, after getting frustrated with my attitude - then this is just for you!!!

Seeing as so many people on ATS seem to have some sort of desire to discuss me to great length (and rightly so too), I am opening this thread for that very purpose. This will help to boost my already inflated ego and also help in satisfying some people's curiosities.
Rather than allow various ATS threads become derailed by the discussion of the said me - people will now be able to discuss my beliefs, ideological ideas, rudeness, arrogance and holiday pictures everyone is fed up of in a more appropiate environment.

We can also discuss my eligability for the many honorary titles that people have given me, such as

* Dis-Info agent
* Government Agent
* FreeMason
* Illuminati member (wow - I wish! )
* Lizard person thing
* etc, etc

Please feel free to throw any questions you want at me, but keep within ATS T&C's (I don't mind - but it's not my board - let's have some respect - you wouldn't start smashing up your local bar would you..)

And after...

You may chant my name as you leave this thead...

[edit on 4-1-2006 by AgentSmith]

I have nothing negative to say or ask, so I'll just say this: Hey, how's it going?

Did you remember to brush your teeth before going to bed?



should've done this in rants imo

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so where be your haters?

go here, and rate yourself..and as otheres see you..

www.belowtopsecret.com...

That might tell me more....

Please tell me the secrete angentsmith, who is it that is so cruel to have created you just to leave the rest of us with such envious eyes,
my desire to discuss you beckons me more times than the beat of my heart,
please reveal yourself to us, do this then mankind can finally step forth from the darkness and present ourselves to the true age of the aquarius.

Only kidding, couldn't resist, live long and prosper

All the best

Originally posted by Lysergic
Did you remember to brush your teeth before going to bed?

Cheers for reminding me!

should've done this in rants imo

A mod put it in here....

so where be your haters?

Probably busy making idols of me to worship.

Come on crowd round! Crowd round!
Ask me a question, any question!
Suck up now so when it is time to bow before me I grant you mercy...

I see the speculation about me is like the conspiracies around 9/11, people have lots of ideas - but give them the opportunity to actually have a chance to find the truth and they're not interested! Hahahahaha!

[edit on 13-1-2006 by AgentSmith]

I just got one question to ask.

How did you get dubbed as a double agent?

Originally posted by gimmefootball400
How did you get dubbed as a double agent?

A double agent? Wow I didn't know about that one! Just shows the lack of logical thinking some people have I guess.
I can see why some people would say I work for the Government, after you've conditioned yourself to a conspiracy theory without bothering to look at any other aspects or versions of the story, anyone is bound to be paranoid! LOL. So of course when I come along and mention anything that follows common sense, basic science, etc people quickly come to the conclusion I must be getting paid to say it.
But a double agent? I'm not even sure how that would work in a scenario such as this. LOL

I just want to add that I am now also a COINTELPRO agent (Or so I'm told)! I'd like to say a big thank you to everyone that voted me for that award and extend my heartfelt thanks.

On a side note, some people are obivously curious as to why I am the way I am and take such a hostile attitude. Well they probably won't believe the truth as they have already made up their minds, but here it is anyway:

I started getting interested in conspiracy theories properly from about the age of 16. I had not ever encountered ideas like that previously, other than UFOs, and this was in the days before the Internet was available to everyone cheaply and you were very lucky if you got any access at all.
Instead I used to browse BBSs and download text files from them as well as observe discussions, this is what really started me off.

Once I started going out more and socialising, I then met various interesting people who taught me about various ideas such as the Bible codes, the eye in the pyramid, the pyramids being built by aliens and UFO's. To actually meet people who had the same interests as me and not just a faceless text on a BBS was another hurdle in my quest for knowledge.
This was all pre-9/11 of course.

I always had a keen interest in space and it's exploration, I was lucky in that I lived in the country so had a wonderful view of the night sky. My whole family witnessed a UFO once when I was about 15 and it was from then that I took an even keener interest in them.

In about 2000 I witnessed another spectacular UFO with friends which rejuvenated my interest, especially as several days later we were approached by someone we knew who told us he had seen it before he was even aware we had. He had been much nearer and could clearly see it was a saucer.

I found ATS when searching for UFO's and Aliens as that has always been a keen interest of mine, though I have put it on a backburner of late as my attention has been diverted to other subjects. I can mainly blame ATS for that too as once I was hooked I started looking around all the other threads at the various subjects I didn't even know existed.

I found the 9/11 topics of interest though I don't think I ever participated, I always used to get sucked in quite easily to most topics due the convincing matter of fact way in which things are written tend to leave you feeling you have been subjected to fact not opinon.
Luckily, one thing that ATS has which I find a lot of other boards don't is a more balanced and fair debate. I often browse over other well known boards who deal with these matters but I have noticed that they are completely populated by one sided people who are not open to any theory which does not constitute of pure conspiracy. Anyone who tries to bring balanced debate is quickly banned from my observations or insulted by being called various Government related names.
Seeing this attitude made me think (perhaps wrongly but it was the outcome) rather negatively about these people and their ideas. Surely they would be pleased for a reasonable explanation, but obviously not.

The main reasons that I behave and feel the way I do now is from the way I have observed these people treat others and the way I have been treated myself, I quickly found that trying to put forward even an idea that conflicted with an alternative theory is met with name calling and ridicule. Unfortunately I seem to have developed the same attitude myself over time and it is directed in the opposite direction.
As someone pointed out in another thread, what is truth is now something personal. Rather than people trying to find out the truth, it's just a mini battlefield of opposing views, like a miniature version of the social structure a lot of people claim to be fighting.

I also have mild psycological problems which leave me with a very short temper and little tolerance for what I deem stupidity (even though I suffer from it myself).
When I see someone post something which I consider retarded as if it's fact I can't help but get angry.
I also get fed up with people that prat on about how much better the world will be when they chuck the tyrants out when they're narrowminded, aggressive and devious themselves. You will notice that I don't prat on about how much better the world would be with me in charge, because it wouldn't. OK tell a lie, it would - for me... and my friends.. But I doubt it would definately not be a better place overall - at least I can admit it though unlike some people.
I also don't prat on that everything is perfect, it could be a lot worse, but it could also be a hell of a lot better.

I also get especially annoyed with dumbasses who like to throw around words like dis-info, shill and COINTELPRO like they know what they are talking about and everytime someone says anything they don't agree with.. You realise how retarded that looks right? It makes me feel like I'm in a room with a bunch of kids - sadly I can't stand kids. IT also probably has something to do with why I tend to look down my nose at some people and talk down to them.
As if they would actually have the ability to spot any genuine psycological manipulation anyway

To those of you that fall into those areas, you do realise that the biggest enemy to the truth movement of any subject is you right?
OK let me put it another way - you know how I don't do any favours for the views I try and put forward? You know how I make you feel?
Well that's what you do for yours....

One difference though - I am aware of my shortcomings and will freely admit them.

I've rambled on and hasn't really made things a lot clearer, I'll try and put it simply:

Treat me like a dick - I'll act like a dick

Act like a dick - I'll treat you like a dick

capiche?

/RANT OVER

[edit on 29-1-2006 by AgentSmith]

Hello, I don't know you from a hole in the wall. I guess if I had to think up a question, I'd ask if being a COINTELPRO is in conflict with your ATS councilor abilities. Also, are you fond of soft cheeses?

I hope you find your strength to stand up to your online confrontations.

Calm down AgentSmith. You have joined a very small and elite group of ATS members who have achieved an imaginary status far beyond reality. I have been accused of being so many things I've lost count, but probably the best is my being a salaried agent of the Republican Party. Boy, what I would give for such a job. Too bad I'm not a Republican.