Great christmass Joke

My dad told me this one. He asked me if i heard him tell my brother what he was getting my stepmom for christmass? i said no, and he told me he was gana get her a pair of slippers and a D*****(dont know if im allowed to say the word [long piece of rubber]) and my mouth droped because he dosn't usually talk this way. he said "Ya if she dosnt like the slippers she can go and F*** herself.



I cracked up laughing, what do you guys think??