Pheromones

Do some males have less pheromones than others? I mean it would explain why some girls like some guys. The phermones involved. I mean I don't understand what produces them and such. I think this is a conspiracy because I believe that aliens may have tooken them out of me. I have a few weird marks on my body and an implant-looking thing. I wonder if there is something that you can do to "turn the pheromones on". Does anybody else have any opinions on this?

Just asking,

Conspiracy Theorist06

I must say this post gave me a good laugh

If you think this is your problem with the ladies, I'd suggest trying a cologne that contains pheromones, I think there are several available.

hmmmmm. I've given your theory a lot of thought. It sounds plausible.
I think that you are definitely caught the Textscent of something.

lol

this isn't funny. I am not trying to get girls. I was just asking. Pheromones don't have a smell you know. So cologne may smell good to them but the smell isn't pheromones. I am not trying to attract anyone right now. I am not going to try for awhile. But as they say in the game, "testing pheromone sample 415... holy crud! what was that!" They don't show you what they are testing, and then you see the aliens head.

OK, I'm not sure what you're getting at here...so you think the aliens are taking your pheromones so they can attract women?

To study what effect they have on girls that they abduct. Kind of like what we would do to animals, and what we do to aliens. They may have took them away for an experiment to see what happens when you don't have pheromones.

hey...
just going out a limb here... im not bio expert at all(i actually skipped highschool bio and if im lucky college bio too)
but isnt that something that you constantly remake
like...
i didnt use all mine after prom... get my drift?

like red blood cells or sweat... your body can just make more.

and aliens are interested in your woman attracting abilities, they want other stuff...


also, ive heard that "AXE BODY SPRAY" has pheromones in it...


worth a shot.


good luck, buddy



-UnterMir

I AM NOT TRYING TO ATTRACT GIRLS RIGHT NOW!. Plus axe does not work dude. I mean I guess it does, but I don't think it really is that great.

Yes I have been trying to tell you, aliens are manipulating the human race to find out what makes them tick. In this case pheromones.

It just seems like everybody has a girl that likes them but me. Now I do not want this to get into a, "how to attract girls." thread.

Just things I have observed. In my own life. Now I am analyzing it. Not that hard to understand guys. Its really not.

It seems to me that if aliens are advanced enough to travel across the galaxy, they'd be able to manufacture the male pheromone chemicals easily after getting just one sample, so they wouldn't need to continue to harvest it from men for their alleged experiments on women.

im not a sponser for axe, i was just saying... and i totally understand you not wanting any ladies right now... any and every man will agree at some time in their life they wanted to steer clear of them...

and about aliens taking your pheromones... not the strangest thing ive ever heard...



-UnterMir