Angelina Used Black Magic to lure Brad Pitt

C'mon guys, let's get off the star-struck gossip path and back to the paranormal.

Paranormal: Ok, if she has gone and gathered eye of neuts and has summoned the devil and exchanged her soul to the dark forces....

She got Brad. For the time being. Until some other Billy Bob comes along and she dumps Brad....but wait...how can one dump someone after a pact with the devil? If she put a spell on Brad she wont be able to get rid of him. She'll have to kill him.

Brad, you lose no matter what.

I'm sure the only "black magic" used was collagen lip injections and perhaps a bit of Botox.

gents all ms jolie has to do is wear a sexy outfit she needs no voodoo or magic mumbo jumbo. that lady is all magic "sigh"

Moving this to People since we can't seem to get over Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt aspect of the story...rightfully so I guess since that is what the article is about. The paranormal aspect seems to take second seat to their celebrity. So follow the thread over to People if you wish

Dad has the same lips. *some jealosy* Those lips will hang like liver in a decade.
Note: My lips are sexy enough

Maybe lip reduction will be in order then.

Originally posted by Benevolent Heretic
So it is HE who is guilty of breaching the arrangement, not Angelina.

In some states, when a man leaves his wife for another woman
(or a woman leaves her husband for another man) something
called 'Alienation of affection' is invoked. The third party is
indeed 'guilty' and has to pay the grieved party (in this case
Jennifer Anniston) for damages.

It's a legal thing. My neighbor was entitled to sue the woman
who 'stole' her husband. That was in Connecticut many years
ago.

Originally posted by DontTreadOnMe
C'mon guys, let's get off the star-struck gossip
path and back to the paranormal.

But ... but .. those California movie stars ARE paranormal!

Angelia has had 'relationships' with almost all her costars. This
includes a certain lady costar whom I can't remember the name of.
She had an asian heritage. She (Angela) told everyone that if she
could have legally married the woman, she would have.

Brad will only last until Angela does another movie and she has a
relationship with who ever her costar is. Let's just hope she doesn't
do any animal or kid movies. I'd hate to see her have a relationship
with a dog or an elephant or something. YUK.

And if Angelina used some form of magic to get Brad then that is unfortunate for her because magic does wear off eventually, no matter what color it is used under. And when it does..generally things start to backfire :shk:

Angelina Beautiful? Comeon? She looks more like a frog! I don't find her attractive Anyway back to the topic, celebritiies and magic? Hmm seems reasonable, fame , fortune? what are your thoughts?

Originally posted by mrwupy
Now if Jolie would have set Anniston on fire and danced naked around the flaming body while cutting off the head of a chicken, This might have been worth my time.

BWAAAHAAHAAAA!!! stooooooop!!!! i can't take anymore!!!
hahahhahahaa!!! omigosh, i'm gonna be quoting mr. wupy all day!
and i couldn't give a flying flip about celebrity hookups
(er- had to crawl out of my cave and think for a minute... jolie? anniston?)

couldn't we suggest that there are probably hoards of women (just as beautiful)
that might have resorted to 'black magic' for a fling with ol' brad pitt?
so what does that mean? black magic doesn't work, or only works for the highest price???
hmmmmmm

~am

Originally posted by FlyersFan
In some states, when a man leaves his wife for another woman
(or a woman leaves her husband for another man) something
called 'Alienation of affection' is invoked. The third party is
indeed 'guilty' and has to pay the grieved party (in this case
Jennifer Anniston) for damages.

Yes. I wasn't actually thinking legally, though, even though I brought up the 'contract'. I was thinking more morally.

Six States

Today, courts and legislatures in all but seven states have abolished the use of these lawsuits: Besides Mississippi, the other states that still allow them are Illinois, Hawaii, New Mexico, North Carolina, South Dakota and Utah.

And as far as I know, they live in California.

And they say we're crazy in talking about Bohemian Grove every year. I knew there was a reason Angelina Jolie seemed a bit 'out of it' in "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" with her preformance. I just thought my imagination was going crazy when I saw the movie, not that I was "seeing" what she was doing. It was some third eye thing, where heard voice tell me what she was doing to him, I just thought my mind was overactive, I still like the movie through, and I'll probably buy it this week(since it's out).

I wonder if she does spells to make ppl do this-

Originally posted by FlyersFan

Originally posted by Benevolent Heretic
So it is HE who is guilty of breaching the arrangement, not Angelina.

In some states, when a man leaves his wife for another woman
(or a woman leaves her husband for another man) something
called 'Alienation of affection' is invoked. The third party is
indeed 'guilty' and has to pay the grieved party (in this case
Jennifer Anniston) for damages.

It's a legal thing. My neighbor was entitled to sue the woman
who 'stole' her husband. That was in Connecticut many years
ago.

Most of those law were made in the early 1800's go to www.findlaw.com, they have laws for everything, but loving Backstreet.

Originally posted by crusader
Ahh now that I got your goodly attentions, may i refer you to my thread, at ATs, called How to control people? this is one of the methods of control, have people obsessed with these mundane things and have them take their minds over what really matters.

BTW: they are to wed on Dec 1st

Psssssssssssst!

Good one, crusader!! I don't think they've even
realized they're being controlled yet! Keep up the good work!

Now he can write that book "How to control the public with Celeb gossip: with help from the National Enquier". Ha-ha!

Wow the predicition is right, isnt she having twins rite now due in august?

IT is right, what are the chances?