Avian Flu Warning/Symptoms, page 1

posted on Nov, 16 2005 @ 03:30 PM

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Avian Flu Warning

Subject: Avian Flu Warning/ Symptoms to Look For

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu.
If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever

2. Congestion

3. Nausea

4. Fatigue

5. Aching in the joints

6. An irresistible urge to s**t on someone's windshield.

Sorry! Just couldn't resist!!

[edit on 11/16/2005 by WalksThroughTime]

skippytjc

posted on Nov, 17 2005 @ 03:53 PM

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Thats funny, for a moment I was like "those sound like regular flu symptoms...", Then of course I read the punchline

amithyzt

posted on Nov, 21 2005 @ 10:06 PM

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sounds like prevention would go sumpin' like this....

1. wash your hands

2. drink plenty of fluids

3. pump the garlic, vitamin c, and echinacea (aw heck, take all your vitamins- can't hurt)

4. warm lemon juice with honey

5. avoid anyone with the sniffles

6.park under the carport!!

*snicker*

~am

[EDIT: did you know if you forget to close your bb code, it will bold your siggy? strange that...]

[edit on 21-11-2005 by amithyzt]