Leave David Blaine alone!

Originally posted by Leveller

Originally posted by UniversalFiction
"Britains" ??? - No-one mentioned "Britains" - correct me if I'm wrong but David Blaine is carrying out his stunt in London in England - please don't tar us Scots with the same dog-eared tag as those below the border!

Yeah sure, it was a slip of the tongue. Don't worry. Nobody seriously thinks of you dress wearing gingers as even being people. Let alone citizens of the UK.
In fact if I had my way, we would get a giant chainsaw and cut the country in half somewhere around Carlisle.
Then we could get a couple of great big outboard motors and attach them to your new coast line and # you off to Iceland or somewhere far, far away where your porridge-eating whining would be less grating on our delicate English ears.

Oh. And you can take Liverpool with you as a going away present.

delicate and english in the same sentence

Your suggestion is far more appealing than staying attached to a land filled with offensive yobs who give us a bad name at every single opportunity

Get chainsawing then.

Burn him while we've got the chance he's a witch

Hey I love this man.

We got England fighting Scotland and England fighting David Blaine.

I thought Canada was screwed up!

I can't believe that guy is gonna make $5 million for this.

I can go without food for 44 days for $5 million that is for sure!

Blaine:
Pussy ass whiner who likes to pretend he's important by doing something a child in africa can do.

US vs. UK:
.........I thought the war was already over.....who won, again?

England vs. Scotland:
.....Why? Just 'ave a go at the football with yer chaps and see who's better.

Beer:
American beer breaks down like this
Bud=stank ass #
Mickey's=Monkey Piss
Coors=...decent...at best.........
Best available for a reasonable price=Fat Tire Lager.

There. Peace.

Originally posted by chebob
Colonel, I do believe the Mud Pit has fried your brain. There are numerous good brittish comedys, and American comedy is completely lame, I thought most Americans accepted that? I mean, come on, you got things like Fraiser, Friends, That 70's show......these bad apples far outweigh your good uns! The best thing USA came up with is The Simpsons and Bill Hicks.

Reeves and Mortimer are hilarious, Trigger Happy TV was hilarious, Dom Jolly IS hilarious, Jackass is funny........sometimes, Eddy Izzard is funny, Jethro is funny, George Dawes is funny, Harry Hill is HILARIOUS, TFI Friday was funny once.....theres loads of good brittish comedy, wake up man!

Who watches Fraiser? Who watches Friends? Certainly not I? How can Friends be real . All these beautiful white people in New York in these super nice apartments, apparently with no means of income and having never meet a minority AT ALL for six or seven seasons? I don' think so. Just this past season, a black girl landed on Planet Earth and got on the show. Yeah, ok. So, don't consider these "sitcoms" to be comedy.

When you talk comedy you're talking Eddie Griffin, Chris Rock, and Dave Chapelle. This is comedy. When you're talkin sitcoms you're talking Reno 911! These are comedies that fa outclass whatever you Brits have.

And i think Eddie Izzard is gay.

I'm glad the Scots are speakin up here. Show 'em what you got!

Originally posted by Colonel
I'm glad the Scots are speakin up here. Show 'em what you got!

We would be there will always be 10 of them to 1 of us.

Well, I didn't even know there were Scots on this board until now. You guys need to speak up more.

[Edited on 9-19-2003 by WolfofWar]

My Grandmother was Scots, so you can add another .25 to the number

Well I think what can be said with some certainty, is that perhaps he should consider the behavioral tendencies of the people in the region when choosing a location for a "magical feat".

Who watches Fraiser? Who watches Friends? Certainly not I? How can Friends be real . All these beautiful white people in New York in these super nice apartments, apparently with no means of income and having never meet a minority AT ALL for six or seven seasons? I don' think so. Just this past season, a black girl landed on Planet Earth and got on the show. Yeah, ok. So, don't consider these "sitcoms" to be comedy.

personaly conel for someone who doesn't know friends u seem to know quite alot personally i stopped watching it when i was about 14 when christ pheobe was pregnant
and plus how can u say british comedy is crap it was the match that started all comedy
and i'm sorry but monty python is one of the classics i don't even understand how you can't make sense of british comedy maybe its all the rats piss u've been drinking because the whole monty python search for the holy grail class absolute class a group of people unashamed to do the bizare in the name of good english comedy recent spin off i should say could be the legue of gentlemen and were missing radio programs as well "i'm sorry i don't have a clue" and all our stand up comedians least they make the audience chuckle unlike those american comedians all added applause the only american comedies i find funny are jerry springer come on with titles like "my mum won't let me sleep with grandma" come on and this is prime time entertainment

Originally posted by Colonel
Well, I didn't even know there were Scots on this board until now. You guys need to speak up more.

Theres atleast five of us here, more than enough to take all of you English any day. Chainsaw all you like Leveller, I'll help you. After we've sperated from England maybe we can actually have some of our oil to ourselves, you imperialist scum. That's right, England only hangs on to us for North Sea oil.

UF is right, don't tar us with the same brush as our arrogant neighbours to the South. We can actually hold our drink for a start. Scotland is far more civilised than England anyway, just compare a city like Glasgow or Edinburgh to one like Liverpool or Birmingham. Safe, clean and culturally vibrant.

And whoever said that if Blaine was hanging over George Square his box would be stolen, you were wrong. Who in their right mind would steal a plastic box with a drooling, dazed looking American in it? Who would buy it? Maybe that's why he's getting abused. I'm not in favour of people who throw stones at him or give him verbal abuse, but then I don't think his stunts are interesting at all.

The helicopter with the burger stunt was funny though, you have to admit.

You tell that slimy old limey!

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Sir Paul McCartney has denied being involved in a fracas after a row erupted close to the scene of illusionist David Blaine's River Thames stunt.

The millionaire musician fired his publicist, one of his closest aides, on the spot during the incident but later dismissed the sacking as a joke.

Ahh the English can blow me! Im Irish. Up the Republic! Go to north western england about 7 years ago and see what the great movement has done to them. barbed wire and walls and no one is friendly,(although im not a big fan of the bombing campaign that is now over.) As to the Scottish they are ok, i guess. English suck i visited london for a few weeks It all sucks except for one pub called the grenadier.

wow hang on a minute y cant we just all get along?