What is your Job?

This mostly towards the older crowd on ats/pts, I see all these poster's saying 'well i'm at work right now' but still you have time to post on ats?
Not that i'm pooh poohing that or anything, i'm just curious as to know what most of your older members do?

Many of you are very intelligent, witty, and insightful, so thank you for that.

But please spill the beans on your career, i'd like to know apart from your presence on ats/pts, what you actually do for a living/kicks/shts'n'giggles.