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Originally posted by phroydnslp
My own island in a nice warm spot. With plenty of native women. Clothing optional for women. Then I would secede and become my own country.
www.privateislandsonline.com...
For 1.25 million I would have the 5th smallest country. Then I'll declare war on the 4 smaller countries and bomb them with water balloons.
Cannibas would be my main export because heck it'd be legal in my country.
Then I would try to get a seat at the U.N.. When I got in I would start shooting everyone with water guns. Then we'll have to make a new NPT and I'll have to destroy some of my water guns. But that's ok because I'm currently running R&D on intercontinental ballistic water missles. And my top secret project of space based water particle beams. No one would be safe from the terror!
Originally posted by Colonel
To Leave:
The sad thing is "To Leave" means to leave the United States of America and never return. Where would I go. (I hooked that up already---no worries, mate) I got atty friends thinking the same.
Been there done that. Its overplayed and boring. Thee's more to life than being a consumer and lusting for power---even if you say so in a benign way.
Originally posted by phroydnslp
Been there done that. Its overplayed and boring. Thee's more to life than being a consumer and lusting for power---even if you say so in a benign way.
I was being incredibly facetious. Thought that was obvious. All I want is a simply life with some semblence of freedom.
And consumerism is slavery.
Originally posted by MarkosOrrealus
Hey Colonel
you could pull a Clinton and jump the Canadian border
its not hard. I came across years ago. Well not illegally
but they just look at you like there really interested in what your doing crossing the border and then the wave you past. Oh yeah they ask if you have and food.
I guess cos there hungey or something i dont know.
but Canada can be nice dood
Take it easy and good luck
Mark
Originally posted by MarkosOrrealus
Oh my one wish would be that I could take Samaras time machine and go back to the 1800 and live in the old west.
Have one for me buddy!
Mark
[Edited on 14-9-2003 by MarkosOrrealus]
Originally posted by SamaraMorgueAnn
Hahaha!
Ok now we're talkin. You know what? Being drunk is baaad for you. You know how I know? I was drunk a few days ago and almost lost my last point. Hahaha.
Anyhow, my grrrrrrrreatest wish? Is to be with the one I love. And see and feel and smell that being and know that I will see them again.
Hell, it's simple things these days!
Originally posted by heelstone
Oh, is that your standard reply now?
Originally posted by SamaraMorgueAnn
And you could be my Cooowboooy, and I would be your Cowgirrrrl. (It's a song)