cnnnn Australian satire read for a laugh

Please Americans dont take offence as i realise there are stupid people all over the world.
an Australian satire comedey program has a segment in which they ask Americans a few questions.

question: name a country begining with U?
answer: Yugoslavia
next persons answer wouldn't have a clue
questioner responds questionigly the USA?

question: what form of curencey does the UK use
answer: i dont know, queen Elizabeth money

previous program

questioner holds up a map replaces the names of north korea on Australia mainland South korea on Tasmania
as well as jumbling up the rest of the countrys names and asks who do you think the USA will attack next ?

answer: North korea
qestion: can you point that out for me ?
answer: lets see were are we, reading each countrys name points to Australia and says wow in didnt realise how much larger north keorea was than South korea.

Many more though can remember them all



[Edited on 12-9-2003 by inquisitor]