Rabbit in Fridge

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on
one of the shelves.
"What are you doing in there?" she asked.


The rabbit replied:

"This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?",
to which the lady replied

"Yes".

"Well,"

the rabbit said,
"I'm westing".

I liked that.

Did you hear the one about the woman who hit a rabbit on the freeway, and was so distraught that she stopped her car, got out and sprayed the dead rabbit with hairspray?

Yeah, the bunny got up and hopped away just fine... you see, hairspray will revitalize flat and lifeless hare.