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Originally posted by SamaraMorgueAnn
Christ will appear tomorrow. Except HE won't assk you to join Him. You will have had that opportunity to have made up your mind a long time now. And if you think you're going to bother Him about details THEN, then you gotta be outta yer mind darling hahaha.
Originally posted by mOjOm
Why, I'll tell ya why! Cause there are quite a few people around the world that would be on the list of getting an "HOLY @SS WHOOPIN!!" Even if I only get to stand back and watch the look on their face when it happened, that would still be fine with me and I wouldn't want to miss those golden moments!!
Also, I would hope the son of God would have some sense of humor, as I'm sure he'd would by picking me in the first place. Cause as he was dishin' out the justly deserved karma to all the nasty bastards of the world, I would be talkin' major $hit, baby!!!! Afterwards, Jesus and I would sit back and have a nice laugh about it too!
Thanks for asking that question, I really enjoyed exploring that little fantasy!
Originally posted by bigsage
i would laugh at all the unfaithfull...
i would cry at all the ignorant...
i would begin my ascension...
and if that means war against evil so be...
Originally posted by Mycroft
mOjOm I offer you my most humbe appologies. Upon further reflection on this thread, I see that I should have realized that your comments were made in jest, and not to be taken seriously. The mistake is mine.
At the same time, the attitude I spoke of is still common among Christians. Do any of them care to comment?
Originally posted by mOjOm
Everyone takes topics having anything to do with Religion so seriously!!!
Even within this topic which was totally hypethecical, it usually boils down to those in favor of Religion Preaching Holy Ritchousness Damnations at others for their blasphomy. But also the opposite Anit-Religious, "Out to Prove Others Wrong" through logic and reason or if all else fails "Ego Driven Banter" at others for their Superstitious Thinking.
I sense so much Anger hiding within you people!! So much Blame in which there is no satisfactory target.
I think we should all get together and sit in a "Protective Power Circle of Trust and Love" and sing a song together.........Repeat after me....and smile.....
I feel pretty,
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and bright
And I pity
Any girl
Who isn't me tonight
I feel charming,
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly
Can believe
I'm real
Originally posted by �any
What would you do if Christ appeared tomorrow and asked you to join with him?
Give reasons for your answer.
Originally posted by All Seeing Eye
Originally posted by �any
What would you do if Christ appeared tomorrow and asked you to join with him?
Give reasons for your answer.
For me to believe he was Christ, he would have to answer one question I would pose to him.........