When did Carrot Top turn in to a 'roid freak?

This has got to be the most freakish thing I've ever seen. It's like Pippy Longstocking's head on Lou Ferrigno's body!!!!! I guess he did it to get women but......................................I still don't think it's gonna work. Sorry dude.

Peace

[edit on 30-9-2005 by Dr Love]

That's not that strange an arm, it's just odd to see on people like Joe Piscapo and that kid from Weird Science.

I bet Pauly Shore is pretty buff by now too.

All has-beens have time on their hands. That's true of prison or comedy clubs.

You should see the losers at the gym when I go in the middle of the day. Oh...

Originally posted by RANT
That's not that strange an arm...

Dude needs to work on his neck so his head makes a smooth transition to his buffness.:shk: The whole package still looks really freakish. Maybe it's the freckles. This guy used to be a rail.

Peace

i dunno he been buff for awhile

saw some crappy movie of his where he is a surfer he was fairly buff in that


mebbe he's hoping to star ina ction movies?
maybe a vin disel buddy movie? :p

*In his best, heavy smoker, heavy drinker, movie announcer voice...*

The City....

The dark recesses of crime-ridden LA...

Are about to get a little brighter....

See what happens when the scum is removed....

by action's newest hero....

CARROT TOP!

:bash::bnghd:

Man, that's freakish... Who'd have guessed that all that dialing 1-800-CALL-ATT would give you arms like that?

[edit on 30-9-2005 by Gazrok]

Originally posted by Gazrok

Man, that's freakish... Who'd have guessed that all that dialing 1-800-CALL-ATT would give you arms like that?

Actually, you get those arms from lifting the AT&T bill out of the mailbox.

Seen Danny Bonaduce lately? He's juicing up ON CAMERA!!! What a psycho.

When did Carrot Top turn in to a 'roid freak?

I don't know. But, my question is: When did Carrot Top become someone anyone cared about?

My name is Tinkle, and I have a crush on Carrot Top.

I have no idea why.

He's not really that funny, he's appeared in some reeeeeally annoying commercials, and he's not exactly..uh.."aesthetically blessed". Yet I find him oddly appealing....

Should I perhaps seek therapy for this?

What about the crushes I have on:

Donald Trump (I think it's the beady eyes)?

Sam Waterston (old enough to be my grandfather)?

Bjork? (I don't need to explain this one surely!)?

Don't forget Till Lindemann there tink.

I wish I was a "has been" that would mean I had done something cool once, and now I have a whole bunch of time to do whatever.

Aw see now Till is more of the "legitimate" crush.

I mean the man just oozes sex appeal. Kinda like Nick Cave.

I think it's my "odd" crushes which actually scare people..

(I think we're guilty of thread derailment, too. Never sure what the punishment is though....maybe we should ask?)

Hopefully not too harsh, I've been doing it a lot recently. Like asking nikelbee about points in the TKA thread.... or asking grady about his avatar in a news thread...

I just seen Carrot Top on TV and it reminded me of this thread. That dude is huge.

Check this out.

OMG............that is the most ghastly thing I've ever seen. I bet he still can't score chicks.

Why doesn't he cut that hair? He might look a little less freakish if he did so. I'm not sure if he's natural or 'roided.

That's freakin' nightmare material. As we speak straight women reading this thread are spontaneously turning into lesbians.

Peace

edit: Look at the bone structure in his face. On second thought there's definitely human growth hormone being used.

[edit on 23-2-2006 by Dr Love]

I think I vomited a little in my mouth

Seeing those Carrot Top pics makes me want to gouge out my own eyes with a teaspoon.

Great now I will have nightmares.

Sorry guys

I guess people laugh at his jokes now just so they don't get the shat kicked out of 'em!

Dude needs to mix in a trip to the tanning booth once in awhile.

Peace

edit: That goatee is hideous.............and the eye liner.:shk:

[edit on 23-2-2006 by Dr Love]

mommy...i'm scared...