If you could meet any person that ever lived

Any one of the following would do...

Hitler....

I would give him a big slap and show him how to win the war...Not because I support him or his policies, but because germany should have won hands down but they threw it away! Kinda like winning a football game 5-0 at half-time, but going down 11-5 in the second half....

Jesus....

To give him a warning on what he is about to create and what it will do for humanity

Mohammed aka The Prophet

For the same reasons above

George W Bush

To kick him in the balls...repeatedly...over and over again....And to see if he can string more than 4 words together without having to take a break and think about it.....

Oppenheimer

To tell him not to do it......

Queen Victoria

To ask her why, when she is in possession of the worlds largest Empire ever seen and an unrivalled Military force, did she not order the retaking of the "colonies".....

A woman

I am lonely........


[edit on 28/9/05 by stumason]