What would you ask???

OK heres the question
say an alien spaceship landed in your backyard and out came a little grey alien. He walks up to you and says: "Do not be afraid. You may ask me three questions and I shall answer them". What three questions would you ask him? Would it be about his homeworld, his culture, their technology, God or maybe about the future of our world? In short, what three questions would you ask an alien. This may seem a little wierd but I�m kinda curious.

no, no, legit question asala...

Here's my three:

1.) How does your ship fly?
2.) How does your most advanced hand-held weapon work?
3.) How would I go about creating a ship and weapon such as you just told me?

Good thread...
- Tassadar

1) Why did you come to earth?

2) Is there any hope for the human race or will we all end up destroying ourselves

3) Any Hints to ensure the survival of the human race.

Very hard question. Dont know in the heat of the moment if I could remember them!

In that case it would probably be more like

1) are you really an alien

2) Really?

3) Prove it!

1. Can I go with you wherever you go?

2. What should I pack?

3. Oh, uh, you ARE vegetarians, aren't you? I'm not interested in being on the menu later!

Do you drink cafe? I could make some..

WOAH!!!!!!!!!

asala!
your personal integrity has been compromised!
PYX is petting you!!
Your personal rights are being infringed upon by a two-dimensional blue haired chick!
Are you gonna take that from her?
- Tassadar

1. What God do you worship?
2. How do you know the english laungauge , I thought greys could only communicate tellapathicly?
3. How much for the ufo?

Tassadar-

LOL-It's a cabbit, not a gremlin!

Asala, no offense to you or your cuddly kin!

OOOPS-my faux pas, as you are a Mogwai, NOT a Gremlin. BIG difference!

[Edited on 6-9-2003 by PYX]

i kinda like it

my three questions
1. Where are the others
2. was roswell real
3. what are you doing at my house.

I sometimes wonder that myself, I guess they would be...

1) Is there an afterlife, if so explain it? (eg is God real etc)
2) Have you been here before, if so what has been your involvement?
3) What's the meaning of life? And don't palm me off with 42

[Edited on 6-9-2003 by John Nada]

1.what incarnation of this earth are we on.
2.is there a way to speed up my 4th dimensional awareness.
3.as a being created by the creator as well, what position do you play in the realm of things that are "good/evil".

p.s. even though he came in peace i pray he would act as well.

1. Do you come in peace?
2. Who/what is God?
3. Can you take me for a ride in your spaceship?

1. What are you and how many other sentient creatures are coming to this planet?

2. Why won't you make your presence fully known to the populace of the earth?

3. What details, if any, are there of spirituality/afterlife truth?

Of course, the alien that visits me could just be part of the New World Order plot and give me a bunch of bull as has been fed to us throughout the last hundred or more years anyway and make me yet another pawn of disinformation.

If the creature is not lying (though how would I know?) and if he states right off that he's some kind of spiritual entity and not an alien as has been surmised, I would alter the last two questions and have them more relative to a spiritual nature.

[Edited on 6-9-2003 by heelstone]

Umm interesting!!
Seems alot of people think aliens may have some contact or knowledge of god ....

I never really thought about that!!

A little grey alien??

Wouldn't ask it a thing...if it had materialised into a physical form, I'd take that opportunity to put a round in its head...one less...

Who are you ? Where are you comming from ?

id ask an alien
1. Ever been anywhere else where there is life?
2. Am i dreaming?
3. Wanna watch a movie?

hmmm

It's kinda' humorous in my opinion that some of you (seem) to assume that aliens would know about God and what the afterlife is like... My guess is that they have their own VIEWS on it... but probably don't know anything more than we do. Just cuz they know how to make a FTL speed UFO doesn't mean they're **necessarily** knowledgable of things beyond this existance. But it can't hurt to ask I suppose.

SO.
Questions:
1. Has your species discovered anything about 'God' or what happens when we die (ask that rather than assume they already know).
2. The engine in your UFO... I gotta' know how it works, please explain it to me.
3. Could you tell me some of the discoveries your people have come across that our species doesn't know about yet? Medical, chemical, engineering, physics related, etc...
4. Could you point the ray gun elsewhere please?
5. What did cows ever do to you?
6. How much does our government know about you?
7. Why are your eyes so big?
8. How does your biology/anatomy differ from our own?
9. What other kinds of creatures live on your home planet (assuming they're not from here).
10. What other kinds of creatures/aliens have you found in the universe?
11. Do you have a base on the other side of the moon?
12. Are you edible? (this one may get the ray gun pointed back at you).
13. Telepathy?
14. Has Starbucks invaded your planet yet... no?... well let me warn you then.
15. Alien genders?
16. Political/governmental system?
17. Do you have skills including mental, physical, and extra sensory that humans do not posess?
18. Do you like Rock music? (again... the ray gun may be threatened for this one)
19. Seriously, could you get the ray gun out of my face?
20. PC or Mac? (at this point they'll probably kill you for suggesting they like Macs... so the questions end there).


Oops... I forgot the 1st question should be:
What are your intentions on our planet/my yard? (meaning hostile, benevolant, exploratory, etc...)

[Edited on 6-9-2003 by Greyhaven]

1. So...what will it take for me to get myself into one of those UFOs??? Sports Model, leather upholstery...not the cheap stuff mind you!

2. Would you happen to have the schematics on the gravity drive on a Windows-compatible dvd?

3. What is your fascination with our rectums....???

1.) Can I get a few cases of Galactic Beer?

2.) You got a chick with 3 hooters like in Total Recall?

3.) What did you do with Elvis?



Actually I'm just kidding. If I ever actually had that opportunity, I think my questions would be:

1.) Is the universe infinite or does it have boundaries?

2.) How is time travel accomplished?

3.) Can I have a copy of your encyclopedia?