posted on Aug, 30 2005 @ 08:06 AM
I decided to just forget about it and go the rest of my life with an unwashed, probably smelly loofah.
what the hell is a loofah?
Although off-topic, I better clear this up before you start making a topic about it or something. I didn't think you were serious with that post, but
I guess some people don't know.. Simply put, a loofah is.... a type of sponge. LOL. The loofah variety usually indicates that it was made from a dead
plant/animal/thing, an actual "sponge" (which lives underwater). Closest relative would be a cucumber. Loofahs (as well as artificial sponges) have
a tendency to gather and harbour dangerous levels of bacteria, which is why they need to be cleaned. Why a person couldn't do this themselves though,
I don't know. Remind me never to go into the loofah washing business though, if I'm going to get a bunch of crazy perverts like that coming in.
You thought you would have been embarrased before.... imagine if you walked in
1. without a sponge, and
2. started getting undressed
and/or asked the lady where your loofah was.
Edit: Okay, it was just too funny thinking about it, so I made up a quick little story about how it would go down.
Mrwupy: Hello.. yes.. I'd like to get my... erm... *ahem*... *whispers embarrased*... my loofah washed. And I've never had it done before..
so if you could please be gentle...
Loofah washer: Sir, we take the utmost care in our loofah washing. You don't need to worry.
Mrwupy: Okay... first off... can you tell me where my loofah is exactly?
Loofah washer: Sir, I don't know. I'm not psychic. Most people bring it with them though.
Mrwupy: Enough jokes. I demand you tell me where my loofah is!
Loofah washer: I don't know... probably at home, or else you misplaced it.
Mrwupy: Misplaced it? MISPLACED IT!?!?! How could I misplace my loofah! It is a most intimate part of me!
Loofah washer: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You are confusing and upsetting the other customers....sir.. that's not your
loofah... please put your pants back on.
Loofah:
If you don't know where your Luftwaffe is either:
Luftwaffe:
[edit on 30-8-2005 by Yarcofin]