Smokey the Bear Kidnapped, $1,000 reward for return

Smokey the bear was kidnapped from Jackson Indiana today. His owners are pleading for his return and offering $1,000 reward.

OK ATSer's I know you took him. LOL

No, really if you see a 4 foot statue struggling in the back seat of someones car, please report to police.

I stole it. Now I will burn Smokey in a camp fire and send him to hell, where he belongs. j/k lol.

[edit on 8/25/05 by jetsetter]