A$$croft Online

This site is a clear view of life under John A$$croft as Attorney-General.

It includes News and Entertainment, as well as important tips in the Adult section like "How To Please Your Husband".

How accurately does it represent the reality of the incumbent administration's policies?

Better yet, where does it NOt represent stated intentions and policies?

Be sure to have a good look around if you haven't viewed it before - every click is a winner!


www.idleworm.com...

I like the patriot meter at the bottom. Keep clicking on the porn warehouse button and it drops down from republican, to libertarian, to christian, beatnik, bookreader, hippy, ect ect ect.

I also like thier "voting " system for polls, and the "tele tubby terror meter"

I got lost at that site for about an hour,Gulf war 2 was the best.
Thanks.

Your whereabobuts have been noted and your houseplants have been targeted for termination with EXTREME prejudice.

Evacuate the premises and report to the post office at once for extradition via UPS overnight bag service.

The US Government will not unecessarily waste the tax payers on money by buying you an actual seat on airplane to bring you to justice for sedition, malicious malcontentedness, verbal obtuseness and not wearing undies.

"YOUR type" have been dealt successfully before , Kent State ring any bells?

For that matter, does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Your inability to grasp the reality that the Beltway Boyz KNOW what is best for you is SHOCKING! You should simply send money and be GLAD they have it.

PEACE...
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Springer

My audible response to you can be found by visiting the linked site and pushing the pink 'Adult' button on the menu bar...

That's IT This means WAR!!

We have a LOCK on your rectum via Satellite buddy boy!

Don't look up!!!
Anybody seen my whiskey?

[Edited on 9-1-2003 by Springer]

See, this is what happens under A$$croft.

While the focus is on removing nude statues and stripping away every American civil liberty under Patriot Acts and yet more newly named abominaTIONS, more and more international incidents brew!

And some useless excuse for a 'president' comes out with stupidity like "Bringe 'em on!"

Your super duper sonar-radar HemmerhoidSat G-9000 cannot harm me... My mask is like a shield of steel. (You are more of what A$$croft called you than I thought, if you know which Hal Seeger character spoke like that!)

Small expectation, no trepidation.





Pssssssssssst... can we keep this seemly, with at least one political scandal per post!

Gulf War 2 rocks! I bookmarked the site.

Is Asscroft still going on about naked statues again? The guy has serious issues.