A Few MJ Jokes

How do you know when it's time to leave Neverland?
When the big hand touches the little hand, it's time to go.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
Acne doesn't come on to you until you're 14

I'm sure I'll have more shortly Post your own, too

What does Michael Jackson have in common with the X Box?
Both get turned on by 8 year olds

What does Shamu and Michael Jackson have in common?
They're both black and white and live in an amusement park

I'm sure as the night progresses, they're going to get worse and worse. I'll try to get 'em on here, like it on not!

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