I had the most craziest dream anyone know what it means?

I was at work standing in front of the water fountain which on the left is the womens restroom and on the right is the mens restroom masturbating and I got caught on the camera and the boss page a cashier on his register to tell me to quit and the supervisor called me on the phone leaving me a message hollering at me. LOL the most craziest dream.

erm i have never heard or had a dream like that!

wow bet you woke up not knowing whether to laugh or be scared!

weird.

x x oni x x

That has definetly have to be the most weirdest dream

yer it is a weird dream. there have been many weird dreams but not
as weird as that one.

what is the weirdist dream you have had Striker122

x x oni x x

Possibly it could mean you've been neglecting yourself and spending to much time worring about work. Take some r&r, read a book, take a bath, just try and forget the world for a little bit and devote a day to yourself.

very true, look after yourself and relax.

things could go wrong if you bottle things up!

oni x x

Sounds like a repressed sex drive to me. It's nothing to be embarassed about (some people hate to hear that anything might be awry with their sex drive.) If you haven't had sex in awhile, that might be the reason behind it. Also the same goes for if you aren't getting the kind of sex that you /want/. Spend some time with your girl or with some porn and you'll be fine again. No more freaky dreams about getting caught with your pants down at work. ^_^ (P.S. I'm not mocking - I'm genuinely trying to be helpful and add a touch of humor to a delicate bit of advice.) Hope this helps! Sweet dreams!

That is a totally crazy dream!

But I had an even crazier one. I was at work, and then I had to go to the bathroom. COMPLETELY nuts. Then there was the other one where I was at the store and there was cereal in the milk aisle!

Next time you are at work in your dream, roam around and find one of your female colleagues - if you mind is free from any form of guilt or accusation, then it is completley natural and far easier than you think, as in the dream world everthing occurs if and when it is supposed to.

Did I understand that right? You were on the left at the ladies restroom in line to get to the water fountain. But then you went to the right to the men's restroom and got caught there masturbating? If so that's pretty easy to decypher.

Namaste,

Deckard666

Originally posted by Deckard666
Did I understand that right? You were on the left at the ladies restroom in line to get to the water fountain. But then you went to the right to the men's restroom and got caught there masturbating? If so that's pretty easy to decypher.

Namaste,

Deckard666

he's gay? subconsciously aware of it? or what...

You may say the word "gay" and think of homosexuality. But that is a pretty new definition for that word. For the most part of the 20th century it only meant "joyful, happy, jolly, merry, amused".

But I don't see a connection between a man masturbating in the men's room and being homosexual.

"Masturbating" or "jerking off" is just used as an allegory in the dream.

Namaste,

Deckard666