posted on Dec, 28 2024 @ 07:27 PM
So, one of my big gifts to the wife this year was a really nice cutting board. I did a lot of research on cutting boards, and as you might imagine,
we have a lot of them.
Long story short; wood cutting boards split (no matter what they're made of, or how...even butcher block). They're also prohibited due to bacterial
contamination. Jelly, synthetic and plastic cutting boards, get cut up, and you wind up eating plastic (not a lot, and I'm not a nut about this, but
you do get some). Then, there are these new stainless steel cutting boards you see advertised everywhere now. Well, those are great IF you HATE
every one of your knives. These are for people who put their knives in the dishwasher, then in a rock tumbler, before dragging them behind their
truck for six miles. (You'd really have to seriously HATE your knives to use a stainless cutting board...and this comes from a professional level
knife sharpener...ME!)
So anyway, I bought the wife a Hasegawa cutting board (out of Japan). These are some of the finest cutting boards known to man. They're made from
Japanese hard "rubber" (not some synthetic stuff). And, they're also lined with a broadleaf tree wood core. These are the real deal.
On a side note; my shipment got lost initially. And, I contacted the vendor, and they said they had no explanation. I told them I needed this piece
by Christmas...and they made good...shipping a new one direct from Japan, air freight.
So.....I gave this cutting board to the wife. She was less than impressed. (I was sad). She didn't know what it was; ...never heard of a
"Hasegawa". Wow, what a bummer.
Next thing I knew, she was going to use a serrated knife to cut some sourdough bread she'd made on it. I quicky yelled..."NO!!!". (Never use a
serrated knife on one of these boards!). Then, she wanted to set a hot pot on the board...."NO!! Don't do that either!!". Jeezus!! "it's a
$300 cutting board for cripes sakes!!!"
Later she pushed her gift aside and didn't want to use it for anything. At first, my feelings were hurt. Then I realized how stupid all this
was!
What the heck good is this expensive cutting board if you can't use it for anything other than cutting cold fish for sushi?????
"F'k it; use it like you stole it!"...was my advice to her after this, but it was too late. Now, she doesn't want to use it. A complete
waste of money. And here I thought I was doing a nice thing, but I don't blame her.
Note - I'll just ram this thing in the vertical drawer with the other stupid cutting boards...and I'll never buy one again.