Can someone please translate Biden's speech?

Joe attending a Thanksgiving event in Staten Island. Hell will freeze over before I call it "Friendsgiving".

Hello, hello, hello, hello... I've just been told I've been fired... but they do when they tell us they set a time were gonna how long we're gonna be somewhere... and then what they do is they close all the roads... the Secret Service does and if you want to lose all support for your the Coast Guard and no one will ever vote for me again I better get the hell out of here thank you thank you thank you from the bottom of my heart thank you for your service thank you I really I really mean it thank you appreciate it

a reply to: ColeYounger2

Sorry my country is on the brink of war, an economic disaster and
a political embarrassment to the world because of him and people
behind him. Knowing how unncessary it's all been to serve what a
few people want. I'd rather put this wrecking ball as far in the past
as he can go as soon as he can get there.

Go get forgotten

I was dreading the clip being another long, drawn out, rambling, slow moving affair....I cringed when I clicked play and braced myself for the worst.

Short and sweet.

In short, I think he was late because the Secret Service had to reroute around "no go zones" to keep him unaware of areas that went to pot during his administration, you know, like the homeless encampments from rising rents and the new slums full of illegals setting up shop on the pavement selling their donated clothing and plying their prostitution, drugs, crimes etc...

a reply to: ColeYounger2
Even for Biden,that speech is a real peach.
Putin,XI and Kim wrong un must be in hysterics when they watch the multitude of bidens "best bits."

🤣🤣 Yes he IS The President of The United States 🥥

No. No one can translate that. Maybe it’s just the perspective of the video, I don’t know. What a strange presentation. Looked like he just walked up to the mic and started talking during the meal? Looked like people were just waking around ? Getting a plate of food? Just seemed very informal, which is fine, but seems very strange being it’s a president etc. Could be ‘normal’? Since I never watch these kind of things anyways…

I'd like to help. But I'm familiar with gibberish, but not fluent in it.