A Pretty Pink UFO…

A pretty pink ufo landed on Mars,
She flew a long way from the stars.

Along her route she caught a name,
Elon, she said, oh he is insane,

He uses more fuel to create his junk,
His new motto is now we have a trunk,

Even the spacecraft he uses sucks a lot of gas,
This Elon is a real pain in the a$$,

He has polluted the earth with more machines,
Next he will try to modify the latrine,

There is one thing I know, that I am pink,
Now he’s wrecking the sky with starlink,

This man really needs to go,
Go live in a hut with a Eskimo…🍙

a reply to: JJproductions


And there she sits
on a distant beach,
Safe as yet
from Elon's reach.

a reply to: JJproductions

She met up with Elon on Mars
In one of it's honkytonk bars
She flew there in pink
He arrived there I think
In one of his newfangled cars

originally posted by: JJproductions

A pretty pink ufo landed on Mars,
She flew a long way from the stars.

Come to Earth during PINK October, to help raise breast cancer awareness.

a reply to: FullHeathen

This is great!

a reply to: BingoMcGoof

I love this!

a reply to: WeMustCare

She wants to come if you pin her a big pink ribbon on her upper left side! She even said she will leave a large alien donation !

a reply to: JJproductions

Love it, JJ! Very amusing.

a reply to: Encia22

Thank you for reading this! I had fun writing it!