A Note Found On A Windshield in Italy. With Note

a reply to: diaclonethunder

Crap like this is simply nonsense designed to provoke a response.

Oh already posted

a reply to: diaclonethunder


First of all, bucko: everybody knows foreigners measure in metric and celsius, so their
heights actually average 1.5m and their IQs are 21.1. That's just science.

Second of all, I find your lack of burrito flatulence jokes, and bad asian driver jokes,
insulting and problematic.

Jokes aside, here's a hot tip:
Last time I got rushed by a mariachi band, I simply turned on an industrial shop fan,
and those big hats just carried them away on the breeze.

Alternatively, if you have a donkey or a horse you can just tape a tamale to its back and smack it on the butt.
They'll chase right after it with religious fervor, but they'll be running forever since their legs are so short.

More tips available in my imaginary eBook, entitled "110 Ways to Strengthen Border Security". It's available wherever imaginary things are sold.

Previously Posted Here

Closed