One million dollars.

A very rich man has a party and while they're all standing around the pool, he says "I'll give one million dollars to the person who will jump in the pool with my pet alligator."

He no sooner says it than a Aussie jumps in and the alligator goes straight for him. He's is poking it in the eyes, punching it in the nose and finally gets on it's back, wraps his arms around it's throat and chokes it to death.

He climbs out of the pool, exhausted and the rich man says "Well, I guess I owe you a million dollars" and the Aussie says "Naw mate, keep your money".

The rich man says "How about a new car or a expensive watch" The guy says "I don't want all that stuff ".

He asks him "Well, what do you want ? "



The Aussie says "I want the asshole who pushed me in"

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“Arsehole”, we don’t say ass, ass is an Americanism